Still Me

My house is spotless son...let em come in...LET EM

I think if you walk away paying only $100 for a cake it’s a fucking steal...you will be paying more

WAT?! oh cake... ok so what you'll be paying more for is the art...not the cake... that being said...a four tier cake? How many people are you fucking feeding? Let’s see....if you go with a 12’ round as your base you’re looking at....130-150 people

her buu form is fucking BA....I loved the concept...I’d like to see more like it... that being said....I’m a chick...and i wouldn’t fuck a chick...it’s not my way....so no...I would not bang that thirsty hoe

I do miss it...I mean I could go back to decaf....

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Man that’s too funny...I love that

look at this fuckin mug LB got with his game.... 🤣🤣🤣

Lol whenever I clean my house I turn on dat music shuffle and go to town

Hail Satan 😐

That isn’t my intent...it just pisses me off

I can’t eat fast food fried chicken...like the fat from the chicken and the fat from the fryer gelatinize making this....chicken goo....makes me gag

Uh....I dunno....it’s been months since I’ve had fast food.... i did like those breakfast skillet bowls from t-bell

I like sea spiders

Steam the crab save the ramen

I’m sick of some people’s melodrama bullshit....but that’s ammo for another day

Fuck yeah I got em...and we DID have pox parties

Did he really eat them tho? It looks like he spat them out

Na that’s Picard....you’d be a red shirt

Yeah at&t is balls....I have their internet and it fucking sucks.... ya know when I got hired for pharmacy they did a credit check. They says the amount of debt someone has indicates their potential for theft and bribe ability

Yeah but god forbid you’re in one of the chambers of the enterprise that gets blasted after the force field goes down....be sucked out like a boba

Really? I dunno....maybe I would...? i mean I think the profits off my till should be mine...so if I made $600 above the $100 that’s there I should be able to take that home right?

I don’t know but I need these in my life

My mother used to work for crst and fucking hated her fleet manager