Still Me

Indeed she is

Omg you’re such a buzzkillington

If you fuck a crack whore theft is still the least of the problem... your problem would be HIV

Death by snoo snoo

With....yer dick?

Heh....them stealing your shit is the least of your problem

Yeah I’m thinking at this point your standards are still too high...aim lower...in the crack whore region

let me get these nice clean clothes all cat hair for you 😐😑

That’s why I was dead set on the soul after my wreck...I was testing all these cars with LB and I fell in love with it...

I went to the gym and cleaned my house

They also sell coffins

No that’s shit smell is natural

Not me...I’ve been cleaning the bathroom

😂🖕🏻

don’t talk about me like I’m not here lol j/k to be fair I was not born here

Brought to you by the queen of ignoring people who shit on her existence (my fam)

In life there are only 2 certainties.... 1) you’re going to die 2) how much of a loser you are

I say make a new tradition....hang with the gram gram the day before and have Chinese food...then bounce on the next days events

ERMAFURKENGERD.... ok so....I love vegeta....if you didn’t notice..... well anyways LB went to this convention without me one day cause I had to work and he bought me this model of a saiyan space pod...so I spent the night putting it together so I could get it signed cause I knew he would be there. And I was one of the first people in line to see him that morning. Well I walked up (mind you I was dressed up in steampunk) and I said “hello, it’s nice to see you, would you mind signing this for me?” And he said “oh wow, I don’t think I’ve seen one of these put together. I mean I’ve signed lots of boxes for it but not the pod.” so he was checking it out and I showed him how the door opens and closes and he says “I kinda want one of these now, in like a major way” and I said “oh yeah? I’ll go get you one, we got it here” and he says “oh yeah? Really? How much are they I’ll give you the money.” and I said “oh no I wouldn’t make you pay, it’s my treat” so I left and I got him a model and bragged and showed off my signed one at the booth (cause I’m that asshole) and I brought it back to him and he gave me a hug and gave me this awesome signed holo poster

So do I...that’s why I don’t visit....this is Easter just for LB and me

Hmm let’s see...LB is off fri, sat, sun...I work mon-fri...we are helping a friend move Saturday and Easter is Sunday....if LB doesn’t work the following Saturday I’m sure I could talk him into it

But they so geuuuuud