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UnevenEdge

Still Me

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  1. Man id love to know what it feels like to pee standing up...ya know without flooding my shoes.... time to order me the....
  2. I’m just interested in finding out how small his balls are from all the roids
  3. I don’t smoke...GET HIGH ON LIFE WITH THE BALL BRA.... ok for spokes persons we need...Andy dick, dick vandyke, dick Cheney, dick smothers, and mike Tyson
  4. Ever heard of a microscope? Yeah they make them bitches take pictures now
  5. Bee positive....OMFG BEE THE INVENTED OF THE BALL BRA... tiny bra...to gently support and cradle your balls....no more pinching or accidentally sitting on them... KEEP EM HIGH AND DRY WITH THE BALL BRA
  6. Meh I say fuck the notice...just don’t come back
  7. Na love....gotta shave dat sac...make the balls look small...
  8. any one from the jersey shore....any and all
  9. Gotta get the right angles and shadows..make your wee peen look like a monster cock ready to bite..
  10. No....But it’s nice she asked...and didn’t end up getting an unsolicited dick pic
  11. Your job says: “I hate everyone and everything” your face says: “I will murder everyone and set this place a blaze”
  12. Two and a half hours for them to find out that “nope...just gonna replace it”
  13. Trying to get hook me with girls? The fuck language is that? I mean come on...yoda wasn’t even this bad
  14. Cause fuckers...that’s why
  15. KITTIES FOR DAAAAYS
  16. No...LB and I live together...he works for apple....HE is my apple support... ironically his position is genius...but to protect people’s personal info from everyone including the gov’ment...they have zero control
  17. this was not clear given the pussy pic prior
  18. MOHAWK IT
  19. Well it normally texts...but there is an option to call...that being said...it locked me out so i don’t know when I can get it to resend....I have to wait for my apple support to get home...
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