Still Me

He’s trying to replace Phillies

You can be a bitch to me....I don’t take you serious anyways....lol

You already know my fire

I need a pair of those...running with earbuds fucking sucks

Well....when one isn’t original.....what can ya do?

I’m really good at billiards, bowling, and putt putt...I enjoy beating people in them...I mean they aren’t a skill that’s worth anything...but I enjoy it...

Don’t they sell glue guns at the dollar store?

Lol yes this one is...but dom/subs have collars like that too

I mean...I have one of the best laptops...just bought my phone...bought $800 worth of shit at an anime con...at this point the only thing on my list is a sewing machine and craft supplies...and all of that’s what? At best $300?...eh

I actually did

Basically

Ok well good luck

Bills paid...gonna go buy more expensive shit I don’t really fuckin need...

got me an Apple Watch 😐 god im such a fucking sheeple.... this looks BA tho...

Oh yeah and if you make it, let me know how it turned out

Oh no it’s nestle toll house shit...like the chocolate chip cookie kind

Oh shit I forgot about banana cream... and I like lemon curd...so I’ll eat lemon meringue pie...but I take of the meringue....

to be completely transparent...I found this recipie in a comic book and this has become a fucking staple now. Come thanksgiving I make LBs apple store this pie and they go ape shit over it...enjoy Ingredients: 4 tbsp melted butter 1/2 cup sugar 1/2 cup brown sugar 1/2 cup corn syrup 2 tbsp bourbon (I use soco) 3 eggs 2 cups pecans 1/4 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips 1 Pillsbury pie crust Instructions: 1. Combine butter, sugar, brown sugar and bourbon. Mix till smooth 2. Mix in corn syrup and eggs 3. Mix in pecans and chocolate 4. Butter and flour a pie pan, roll out pie crust into pan and crimp the edges 5. Pour pie mixture into pie crust 6. Bake at 350 for 35-40 minutes Notes: When checking for pie done-ness make sure it remains firm. If the middle jiggles like a set of big natural titties...shit ain't done...enjoy! @Buddyroe360

Favorite pie doe? Cherry...

Sure give me a sec

I make a slammin chocolate bourbon pecan pie...

and I feel like pie

Oh hell na....it was the live chat...

Yeah that bullseye should be a bit darker