Still Me

see this shit right here....makes me sad i dont have a dick to pee with.....i wanna pee on stuff...not pee in my shoes

you realize this is fugg we're talking about right? she walks to the mailbox and it becomes an accomplishment like she ran a 4k

its like the best resource.....remote hunting piglet.....then when it gets to big...and starts breaking shit....you have dinner.....

no...im sure shes referring to bmnjy posting a photo of her disease ridden clam that honestly grosses everyone the fuck out... the only thing about it that is nothing short of a miracle is the fact she can even reach it around her Michelin man spare tire of a fucking gut

i hope you burn....right before you get to hell....

mmmbop, ba duba dop ba du bop, ba duba dop ba du bop, ba duba dop ba du, yeah

why the fuck would i? i dont hate my life....

that really depends on how long you decide your bender will last.....

you know what a better option is? beating the piss out of you and tying you to a tree for the dogs to find.....

caskets are cheaper https://www.walmart.com/ip/Funeral-Casket-Mahogany-Solid-Wood-With-Velvet-Interior/108364157

looks about as fat as zeni is

i say....train a truffle pig to find remotes....(any excuse to get a teacup pig really...look at them lil'bacons...daww)

well....im happy....youve reached that point in your relationship? isnt yalls relationship fairly new? i was just merely stating that it would be wise to have gone the 5 year distance first before you start implementing changes....but reading through the thread i can see your POV...it is kinda one sided.... me personally? i lay claim...i roost.....im not sure if id call myself the jealous type but....whats mine is fucking MINE....unless given express permission by me does anyone touch even the smallest of my things...from earrings and bottles of water...to a man.....and when it comes to those whom ive created an emotional connection with....youll never get an ok..... my family is fucking garbage....so i make loyalties with others...so when it comes to friends and boyfriends, i am extremely loyal and dangerously protective....ill go to jail for protecting someone close to me i dont fucking care....you dont mess with mine

see i just get up and use the button.....or....my roku has a remote app on my phone....so.... BACKUP PLANS!!

na musket....ive been around for a long ass time....nothing really shocks me at this point....

both pale as fuck....one has the saiyan royal crest tattooed on it

.....k....

the amount of characters allowed a single post could never be enough to describe the sheer magnitude and glory that is my flaccid member. and sadly, the world (and its internet) are not ready for the wonder and awe that is my blood filled erect organ. one day? of this i am sure. but not now.....

.....mk?... good luck with that..... i think that potentially can be dangerous in a relationship that doesnt have 'mileage'.....but hey....you do you...

see when it comes to labor laws i have a fit....like i had been scheduled 13 days with no day off....and the limit is 10....when i noticed i was like "im not doing that, find someone else" but when it comes to getting overtime pay and my boss doesnt notice that hes done it....i dont say SHIT......i just let him get yelled at while i laugh all the way to the bank

brain....i mean i fear no food....but i dont think i could eat brain

eh

only if its for crack

oh no no no no....he grew up in fucking Connecticut....he should fucking KNOW better

it depends on where you are....where i grew up the tap was tits