Still Me

Yeah it does...I’ve gotten into the habit of taking out cash and not using my debit...that way it’s like “ok, I can only spend X amount...”

Women basically carry around a bag for all trash to collect... i don’t know how it gets there but it does... its like.... a trash magnet

Ah la-zag-na.... i haven’t had that in a long time

I have a receipt in my purse....

Lol I miss going to the chiropractor...I used to pay for a membership to this place called “the joint” but I stopped going when he recommended I see a specialist....

I need it maybe once to twice a week

someone to pop my back.... I usually have LB do it for me...I make him step on it... its like my upper back right behind my lungs....every time he does it I can breath better anyone else know what I’m talkin about?

No....the deli...*drool*

I don’t fuckin blame you...I would do the same...but I would pizza in the afternoon and Katz at night

Damn that looks loaded

But seriously they had a sign on the wall that said “if you’re rude, mean, or just overall unpleasant we will charge you an additional $10 just to put up with you” and I asked if it was a joke and this girl straight faced me and was like 😐 “no”

Yeah...but because when I start getting likes it’s for a series in a thread and I’m always like “ok...which one was the one you thought was funny”... gotta play to your crowd ya know?

And some motherfuckin BLUE CHEESE DRESSING

Yep...she tried to fuck over my thread but proceeded to fuck over herself....it’s getting sad that she needs to be constantly reminded that I’m better at it than she is...

Lol...yeah same here...I called in advance to make sure...(I also did that to Carlos bakery this morning)

Yeah I like making my own...but LB always wants bacon but eats it before I can even use it for pizza.... ew....sabarro... lol

I’m glad I could tempt you

One day you’ll find it I’m sure....there’s a pizza joint out there for everyone....lol

Dude it was perfect...when I folded it...the tip didn’t droop...it wasn’t oily so no dripping....you know it’s made right when it’s gone and the paper plate is damn near clean

I do recommend the finger lakes in NY...that’s the wine country and it’s stunning...

Upstate NY...NOT THE FUCKING CITY...I grew up smack dab in the center of the state

That may be your thighs BP...you barely fit in your fucking work computer chair...to be honest it’s damn miracle your ass hasn’t become sentient and start devouring the chair itself... you have zero leverage here when you’re fatter than LB and I combined...

Poor shit... My high school bourgeois AF.... Dude...want some inside on my high school? Was on fifteen acres of land, we had cross country skii-ing running and biking on our own school property, had 4 baseball diamonds, 6 tennis courts, 2 soccer fields, 2 football fields, and archery range, the FFA grew Christmas trees, tapped maple trees and manufactured our own maple syrup. The FFA also had a store by the road that they could sell school spirit merch as well as the syrup and trees.. The year I graduated they spent 1mil on a sports complex. This had concession, school store, and 8 flat screen TVs that when people went up there they didn’t miss the varsity games going on...

You do that then...Good luck with that heart disease

That’s because you’re uncultured