Still Me

I’m 5’3...and I have to weigh 160...now the only thing my dr said to me after testing was where my strength is and where I need to focus to loose the optimal weight. as for a “diet”....she never even put me on one...she just restricted the amount of calories I can intake a day...but I still eat what I fucking want... my last weigh in was 65 pounds lost...my next weigh in is next week...and I already know I’m below target... she needs a new fucking doctor

There is no such thing as “big boned” and 200-220 is still fat as hell...holy fuck how much do you weigh?

Time to get a new doctor https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/7640514

It was this wasn’t it....mommy should be proud

No it’s a crack

Oh....oh honey....then it ain’t done right... SHIT AINT GOOD TILL ITS BROKEN...

ruined a good dick joke @Rogue_Alphonse

That’s what they say about my dick

Got anything more effortful rife nonstarter?

I miss mr shades

My dick is sad right now...

I mean seriously it was an accident...I had knocked stuff off the table and I guess it took a weird spin...I didn’t even know anything hit the tv....thought it all went to the floor

Your dogs ass is Jesus... spews a lot of shit like Jesus too... SIT FOR MY SINS JESUS

Pepperidge farm remembers

Nope....standard issue fight...due to LAZINESS....

Game age means eyeballing red inflamed sponge hemorrhoid

Yeah...that one is a 42”....so I’m gonna buy a 50”

Na....more like dealing with an insensitive asshole rage

No...I had my back to the thing....it was kinda a fluke

Gay ass man eats robopussy

accidentally.... .....shut up...

I am not a fan of waking up by alarm clock...I seem to be more rested and ready for the day when I can wake up naturally... as for shifts? AM goes way faster cause there is so much to do...mid can go either way...be slow as hell or frantically trying to keep up...and closing...fucking sucks... morning shift I can still get shit done outside of work. Mid...my day is fucked...other than exercising I can get nothing done before or after work. And closing...who the fuck wants to do arrands then go to work? It’s too tiring...

Not my dog...*shrug*

She will occasionally sing it...since she legitimately got the name from the song...but for the most part it’s just Maggie...or mags