Still Me

More like farted in its general direction.... it sucked

More like eggs and pulled pork...amirite?

Why would I waste my hard earned money on candy? When you take it from someone else it taste better.... now let go find some babies, take their shit, punch em in the face, then run away and laugh like hell

More like I laughed IRL....and everyone at brunch just stared at me

Because as an adult when I go house to house saying “trick or treat”.... bad candy has consequences

Nupe

Jesus fuck lol

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries

I mean...it’s festive to the time of the year...but I would rather eat the snicker bars my cat leaves in her litter box.... candy corn is gross i loves me some peeps tho....and they make these this time of year too

Oh come on...it’s not Christmas time yet...I at least want Halloween first

I do this....I only consume 1200 calories a day....if I exercise I can consume 1600... i typically eat what I want but it has to fall into those parameters.... and of my own choosing I don’t eat starch’s, or drink anything but hot brewed unsweetened decaf tea or water...

I’m on a diet and my S.O. takes me to dinner at this place that only fucking serves fried chicken.... i got the one thing on there that had no chicken.....Was unimpressed....

lol what graphics? i see through your troll...try harder

but i have completed my eyeball.....now I get to spend the next week making FUCKING FLOWERS.....

same....that’s why when I go in I draw it for him as reference....then he has creative rights at that point

yes I do...conceptually....I like to give the tattooist as much wiggle room so he’s comfortable and happy with the art...cause they tend to go out of their way for a client that’s like “I like, American traditional and trash polka...I want a compass pointing south...and filler of your choice” they really get excited for freedom no I didn’t put anything in the reflection but now that’s I’m looking at it.....it looks like the mtv astronaut ....... HA

Ok no judging....I’m not even half done

I feel so unproductive....it’s been 2 days....and I haven’t finished this fucking tattoo... ugh

this is the last day of my vacation....not looking forward to tomorrow

You’re ruining me ruining this thread you know

Who me? Nope I’m at 185...so that’s....77lbs lost so far...but thank you for checking in!!

Don’t feel bad I haven’t either...I think that’s gross...but I’m basing all of this on those lays potato chips...

Don’t overwork the poor man...he’s trying to keep up with Kardashian’s