Still Me

none of you exist

I just haven’t put the decals on it yet so people can follow 😑

Oh I didn’t think of that…I had a boss that called ratio race see oh

Circus peanuts are an abomination

cause a fight…go… Beyoncé is overrated

Fuq’d it up

today is the day that days

I’m not sure I have a favorite word. I make up a lot of words to describe what I want to do or am doing.

You get me

That’s a License to kill right thurr.

I hate you

I don’t find them overtly amusing for pinned posts

Depends on how hard you make me laugh

so far so good. this Christmas is #2 for me and my other. We make quite a good amount together now so this year we can guarantee the boy has a solid Christmas. I think we have spent a total of $800 on his this year vs last year we could only scrounge up $200

At least for mobile….

so we open an optometrists office. So hear me out….during the pretests, where they show a picture and blow that horrid puff of air in your eye (which I never see their face during this, how do I know they don’t just have a straw and they blowing their own stank breath in there?)….they see the picture of a red balloon. And just as the air blows…BAM pennywise….

nooo my cake

because I can’t sleep… anxiety🎶 why you do me so dirrrtaaay🎶🎶

have an employee who’s pregnant. First baby, and she’s in her late 30s so it’s a high risk baby. I went to carters and bought her $300 worth of baby clothes for $160. I bought her very few newborn stuff cause she has a ton of that but I got her 6 month stuff so she had lots of clothes for later

I was gonna suggest wrapping up some of the already existing toys

Ew

Ew

turns out my other half is like super into these tiny houses, so I went out and bought him some lol

strangled

YESSSSS