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Still Me

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  1. I hope someone’s fashions a butt plug out of razor wire....and after they forcefully insert it into your anus (without lube)...they sew your asscheeks together to keep it in place
  2. but I have nothing good to keep my buzz
  3. Why don’t you just wanna be a bear.... or beer.... i need a beer
  4. I find it funny you scribbled your face there Spider-Man.... i knows what you peeps like
  5. It’s ok...I’ll shout...even though I’m gonna tell you I’m whispering
  6. to do list: pee get ice cream call rogue and annoy him with random drunk conversations
  7. Still Me

    Warning

    No fuck face...I work during the week
  8. I get the Victoria secret bras not the “pink” brand ones...and I really like Victoria sport....
  9. Still Me

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    Yeah party hearty
  10. Still Me

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    I am my own hair holder... cant trust no bitch
  11. Still Me

    Warning

    still me’s about to get DRUNK.... woot woot...woot woot....
  12. Fuckin-a so do I... i want one of those machines
  13. This song is trash
  14. It’s a nice blanket....and it’s super soft....and I like the color scheme and the doggos on it...
  15. I went and bought shit I didn’t need so I could get a free blanket...
  16. Maintain your bush
  17. this is my busy time of the year Ive got shit going on.... I ain’t got time for you
  18. gloomy...... would have been a bad ass p-mon
  19. Finally.... they're gonna ruin the franchise.....it’s gone on long enough
  20. Ugh I need to jerk off... get the pages all sticky
  21. Still Me

    HEY

    ...don’t touch my shit
  22. Mmmk? im actually seeing a doctor regarding my weight....sooooo...
  23. That’s got nothing to do with the size of your ass
  24. even at my largest I’ve never had to squeeze into a chair
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