RPM Jr.

I don't really have a side, but if I had to pick, I'm gonna have to go with New England. Sebastian Vollmer played college football at the University of Houston. GO COOGS!

Also, this has reminded me that my wife and I need to take my almost two-year-old Scottish Terrier back to the vet. He's overdue for his heart worm pill and flea and rabies shots.

That sucks, dude. I'm sorry. My deepest condolences. Prayers for you and your wife.

I've never been to California. Also, for the last time, leave my wife out of this. Just quit.

I know you'll always say negative things to me. I've already figured that out. That doesn't mean I can't be nice to you every once in a while.

I wouldn't mess with that dude. He'll destroy your ass.

Y'know, I'm currently working for Kroger. I get a 10% employee discount on all products made by Kroger and Kroger-related brands. If I'm ever in the area, hit me up, and I'll buy you a bag as a peace offering.

Feed that damn rabbit!

Not literally.

Oh, be quiet and cry yourself to sleep, Sakura.

No, no. Let him be.

Sure. Okay. I would've called him "President Not Sure" myself.

... Okay. I think I'm done fighting with you. It's worse than I thought. I hope you get the help you need. *slow backs away*

With Spanish Fly? I hope not.

Right? He went from some sickly dude to this uber-demon who just...existed...or something. I haven't seen the show in ages so don't judge me.

An OG from the [as]MB.

Welcome. Hope things have been going your way as of late.

Because back in the day, being a RIF was in, and they want to relive the glory days, I guess?

MLB: Craig Biggio and Jeff Bagwell, the heart of "the Killer B's" NFL: Warren Moon, closely followed by Troy Aikman NBA: Hakeem "the Dream" Olajuwon NHL: Mike Modano; Wayne Gretzky Tennis: Andre Agassi Soccer: Steven Gerrard UFC (MMA): Conor McGregor is pretty boss. Boxing: Mike Tyson (before the ear-biting incident); George Foreman; Julio Cesar Chavez (His streak was amazingly impressive.)

We'll see. Brady's been known as a clutch QB though. Even when the Pats lost to the Giants twice, they had the lead with less than 3 minutes left in the game. Eli Manning marched the Giants down the field both times for the game-winning score in both games, and the Patriots still almost pulled off enormous victories in both, especially in XLVI.

Yeah, I can understand why. I mean I've never really been a Niners fan, but they -- and the NFL in general -- were at their best when Eddie DeBartolo had control of the team. It was a shame when he ceded control to his sister and her inept penny-pinching husband.

So as y'all know, Super Bowl Week has commenced here in Houston. I wish I were Feb. 6th already. I hate how traffic is right now. It's worse than usual.

I listen to the Revenge of the World podcast. It usually features two of my friends, one of which is a real-life friend I've known since junior high (or middle school for you damn yankees) where they talk about stuff going on, mostly in their lives. They're pretty funny. The "show", as they call it, is based out of Pasadena, Texas. Here's their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/revengeoftheworld/ Also, here's their website: http://www.revengeoftheworld.com/