RPM Jr.

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My aunt thought I had Asperger's. Of course, I proved her wrong.

Rest in Peace.

Magic. See? I've already forgotten about what's-his-face? and stuff.

One of the best, absolutely. But THE best? I don't think so. There is another band you should consider: THE WHO!

I actually have a lot of friends who happen to be black.

Gee, thanks. Thanks a lot.

Last night, I had a dream where my wife and I were looking for a place to walk our dog. Well, we found an abandoned lot somewhere, and we got out of the car. As soon as I got out, I saw a wild boar eating something. I walked past it, and it looked up and tried to gourd me with one of its tusks. I was able to fight it off to the point it started walking away. So I started walking back to where my wife and dog were, and I saw the boar charging at me. I tried to grab the tusks again, but this time I wasn't very successful. Before I could find out what happened, I woke up.

And the winner of this thread is...conversegirl!

Agreed. I laughed my head off after reading that.

Alex Jones is a hack. Gay frogs? Please.

That explains a lot, actually.

Yes, Buddy. My religious beliefs played into it. And yes, she will be the only woman I ever make love to. (And I'm the only man she will ever make love to.)

"So I checked to see if you have prostate cancer, and I realized you were too young for one of those exams. I want my money back."

About a week before my 33rd birthday. On my wedding night.

Beavis and Butt-Head Chicken Soup For the Butt: A Guide to Finding Your Inner Butt.

No. She's reading you like a book.

All signs point to no.

Most accurate post ever.

I gave you some advice for making your day better, and you still insult me. Okay. That's it. Fuck you. You're on ignore.

I thought there would be more snow at this time of year in Denver.

Bush's America?