RPM Jr.

What the hell did I just watch?

Sly would tear his ass UP!

For the record, I was asking if he worked at Kroger as a joke. I could've put any large grocery store chain. Kroger was the first that came to mind. I didn't expect him to actually say he worked there. I was not trying to set him off in any way whatsoever. He set me off when he brought my wife into it...again. I don't bring his girlfriend into things, do I? No. Have I ever done that? No. So why does he feel the need to do so with me regarding my wife?

So let me get this straight. Nabby's constant derision of me: Okay. My finally snapping and telling him off: Not okay. Got it. /sarcasm. Actually, I do regret losing control and telling him off the way I did. Still, he caused me to snap and I felt I needed to tell him off. I was sick and tired of his constant prodding. Could I have done a more Christian job doing so? Yes, I could have.

I read that as though you were speaking in a sarcastic monotone voice. Of course, that's how I read all your posts. Congratulations. You're the male Daria.

No, I haven't. I've never had to either.

Like I said, you've crossed the line one too many times and I've had it. I'm done. I honestly no longer care about what happens to you. Not one bit.

There isn't.

Luckily for me, I'm literally a few months away from moving on to bigger and better things. Hell, I could probably apply tomorrow to a TV station and get hired on next week! What's terribly sad about this whole situation is even though you constantly treat me like shit, I would still have sympathy for you because of what you're going through. I really would because a real man loves his enemies and prays for them to see the error of their ways and turn away from them. There's just one problem, Nabby-Nab. You've ridiculed me and pissed me off one time too many. So because of that, I honestly don't care what happens to you. You could die tomorrow and I wouldn't even give a fuck. Not a single one. Fuck you. Fuck your sorry ass attitude, fuck your "holier than thou" bullshit, fuck your "I'm a hipster and therefore more intelligent than you" bullshit, and lastly, fuck YOU!

I was gonna say I was joking about your working for Kroger because I didn't care. I just threw it out there because I wasn't being serious. But you know what? Fuck you. I hope you get evicted from your sorry ass menstrual blood-covered apartment. Because you are a fucking asshole. There were times when I was nice to you and you still treated me like I was "beneath you". Speaking of, your being on my level is hilarious! I've never cooked a mouse in my oven. I've never driven around with dirty clothes in my car with the windows rolled down for five days until they "smelled fresh". I've never drawn anything on my apartment walls using some girl's menstrual blood. (I mean seriously, dude. What the fuck?) Yet you think you're above me? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Oh, and one more thing: I'm about to graduate college and get a job working at a TV station! But hey, keep being "above me" even though I'm light years ahead of where you should probably be, you lazy asshole.

I get that. And hey, if some people want to try, great! Welcome aboard, I say. But to badger someone for wanting to do it even though (or maybe because) those partaking in said badgering have no interest in doing so themselves is asinine.

You work at a shittu grocery store. Holy shit! Do you work for Kroger, too?

Did I suddenly hire you to speak for me? Did I? What's that? I didn't? Then why the hell are you speaking for me?

Probably the sports folder.

Except he is wrong. Seriously, why is it perfectly acceptable for other people to do something and unacceptable when I do the same thing? Oh, yeah. Because some of y'all are assholes.

Nabby's logic: (When other people do it.) "Heh, do you, dude." (When I do it.) "You're the worst person ever."

Fair enough.

Good luck. Hope it doesn't suck.

Yes, because your word is law. /sarcasm.

Back when the old [adult swim] boards were on Lithium, a few wrestling fans started something called the [adult swim] Wrestling Federation, aka the ASWF. I took part in it twice over the years, and it was mostly fun despite some of the drama that was associated with it. Before the boards moved to NodeBB, activity in the ASWF thread ceased. This is probably the only thing from the old boards I would like to see revived, but if not, we could always start anew. Therefore, if you would like to join, let me know and we'll get something going. I will make rules before we officially get started. In the meantime, in case you want to join but don't have a character created yet, well, have no fear. Below is a roster of guys I've already created in previous wrestling video games that are available for use. Feel free to make them your own by customizing their personalities and entrance themes. (Keep in mind that this is meant to be fun. If you don't play by the rules that will be set, you will be reprimanded. Further infractions will result in your expulsion from the federation, and your character will be up for control by another participant if it is not your own original creation.) 1. Paul Bailey (6'5" 240 lbs; Houston, Texas). Nickname: "The Copperhead". Entrance Theme: . 2. Jacques LaFleur (6'7" 270bs; Montréal, Quebec, Canada). Nickname: "Le mauler de Montréal" (English: "The Montréal Mauler") Entrance Theme: . 3. Brad Nelson (6'3" 250 lbs; Cleveland, Ohio). Nickname: "Badass". Entrance Theme: . 4. Reggie Smith (6'6" 250 lbs; Los Angeles, California). Nickname: "The Hype". Entrance Theme: . 5. Phil Mitchell (6'2" 215 lbs; Seattle, Washington). Nickname: "The Inciter". Entrance Theme: . 6. Rob McDonald (6'10" 270 lbs; Toronto, Ontario, Canada). Nickname: "The Canadian Clover". Entrance Theme: . 7. Eduardo "Eddie" Santana (6'1" 230 lbs; San Diego, California). Nickname: "El Halcón" (English: "The Hawk") Entrance Theme: . 8. Mike Jones (5'11" 200 lbs; Chicago, Illinois). Nickname: "the Magnificent One" (or simply "Magnificent") Entrance Theme: . 9. Chris Walker (6'4" 255 lbs; Atlanta, Georgia). Nickname: "Nasty" Entrance Theme: . 10. Jason Bryan (6'1" 225 lbs; Savanna, Georgia). Nickname: "Antebellum Man". Entrance Theme: . 11. Nate Evans (6' 195 lbs; Beaumont, Texas). Nickname: "Neches Nate". Entrance Theme: . 12. Jack Miller (6'5" 250 lbs; Houston, Texas). Nickname: "The Miracle". Entrance Theme: . Bios will be up to you.

April is only good for two things: The NCAA Men's Final Four (usually the first weekend of April), and Battle of San Jacinto Day (April 21).

For once, we agree. ghostrek's birth totally ruins April.

I can as well, now that you mention it.

In what way? Oh. In that I should die as well?