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I was chanting it right with them! :robotD

Astros win a wild one in extra innings! HOLY CRAP INDEED! The final score (listed with home team on the bottom; winner in ALL CAPS): Los Angeles Dodgers - 12 HOUSTON ASTROS - 13 This series has been great! It will go back to Chavez Ravine in Los Angeles for Game 6 on Halloween. Justin Verlander's scheduled to start for the Good Guys in Blue and Orange. Good things usually happen when he's on the mound.

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Go to the store and get some, sucka! Oh, wait. This is the forum for complaining and not doing anything about it. Either shit or get off the pot, son.

Fun fact: My voice broke when I was 11. Also, I had a girlfriend when I was 11. She was in choir when we were in sixth grade. I signed up to be in choir in the seventh grade thinking she was going to be doing the same thing. She didn't, and I ultimately broke up with her out of resentment. She didn't really like me after that.

I signed up to take Choir in the seventh grade because I thought my first girlfriend (I guess?), who was in choir in the sixth grade, was going to be in it again. We were in the same grade so I thought it was gonna be a no-brainer. Well, she chose not to take it, and it made me resent her. I got bullied for most of the year as a result. I should've done athletics and Spanish that year instead.

Dad: '50s. (Wish he were here, especially for Mom's sake.) Mom: '50s.

https://8values.github.io/results.html?e=30.5&d=29.3&g=44.2&s=31.4 Economic Axis: Market Equality 30.5% - 69.5% Markets Diplomatic Axis: Patriotic Patriotic 70.7% - 29.3% World Civil Axis: Moderate Liberal 44.2% - 55.8% Authority Societal Axis: Traditional Tradition 68.6% - 31.4% Progress Closest Match: Conservatism

Series is tied at one game a piece as the setting shifts to Houston. I'm very confident the Astros can keep it from going back to L.A. GO ASTROS!

Thank God. He was one stupid motherfucker.

Ooh, I'm sorry. That is incorrect. We were looking for "sight". And now, you've lost your turn.

You were saying, Pooh?

I'm on my way to doing just that. I found some of my old newspaper clippings and I'm about to send one or two off to the local ABC affiliate as writing samples. Hopefully, that'll be enough to land me a job with them. *fingers crossed*

Oh! You mean we can better ourselves through hard work and perseverance? We can actually overcome any obstacle that stands in our way if we just apply ourselves to working out the problem? I thought I had to stand there and fondle my balls while looking at the obstacle, then hump it until it falls over. Because I imagine the obstacle in my way to be a statue in the form of Scarlett Johansson or Emma Watson! I have to rape a statue just to move on! My, what a radical concept! Long story short: No shit, Sherlock.

Uh, thanks? *shrugs*

Astros win Game 1 of the ALDS 2-1 over the Yankees. GO ASTROS!

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Of course. Here's a little David Bowie from his "Trent Reznor Collaboration" period. Off the Lost Highway soundtrack, it's "I'm Deranged" by the late legend.

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Quit being an asshole.

CylindricalCandyMan Naraku4656: I was trying to figure out why you have 4656 at the end of your name.

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