Clu

I'm a 34 year old man child... But I'm willing to learn.

Aren't weebs to begin with terrible Jokes?

Inception is in AMC

Poor mans cheese burger

Inb4 Packard says he uses dog food and powdered cheese... And invented it.

We have an inside guy for that.... Deus is our dildo go to guy.

Hmm if it was a first time maybe they could forgive it as an exception? Month to month or a year lease?

Example? Are you talking about a bill?

So you missed the 10 threads made the other day about this?

I go by myself and purposely leave my fountain drink unattended in the hopes of someday landing me a real man.

With credit cards Mr wizard.... "Credit" is your ability to pay back over agreed upon terms... Not credit score.

Post your score from all three bureaus

Nope. So credit is defined as your ability to pay debt over a period of time, not paying it all off in the same bill period. You think credit card companies lose? Nope. You hurt your credit by paying it all off actually, much like paying a car off earlier than the agreed upon terms. See? You're a janitor... I'm a banker, a successful one.

That chick fucks on the first night

The fact that you need to use credit for $400 says a lot about your baller status pimpin.

Also, everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato.

Who owns the pension?

Seems like you're being a bitch about it.

Pissing myself.

You have so much to learn

Shit... He needs to check the calendar before getting pissy. My girl farted on my leg this morning but I kissed get forehead and made get a bagel... Because I'ma get mine.

As long as someone is getting it, that's all I ask.

That'll show em Packard. You are the peasant in your own domain.