TrigunBebop

What I said only makes sense if you don't think about it. >.> After all, I am a total airhead. <.<

Life is short. Eat what you want.

also, cocks

Remember: You cannot spell "diet" without "die". Coincidence? I think not.

I like the way you think.

HAPPY BIRTHIVERSARY CRACKY! ^__^

Broseidon, God of the Brocean.

Nope. I quite like my job as a balloon QA tester.

All it takes is knowing that the throttle sensitivity feature is technically redundant and that pilot assist is the "I'm bad at racing games but driving around the track is fun and I don't care if I win" setting (similar to the assist mode in the latest Mario Kart game). That's not really much in the way of extra effort. Also, neither of these things render the game unplayable if ignored. Hell, you can still play the game at a high level even with throttle sensitivity left at 100%. You'll wear your controller out faster though (since leaving that setting at 100% means you have to hold the throttle button down pretty hard to accelerate at full capacity.). It's also not ideal if you are prone to getting hand cramps and what not.

Classic tuna salad.

In all honestly, the game's not that crazy in single player. It's basically just F Zero with weapons (especially on the lower speed classes and on easy or normal enemy ai.). The higher speed classes will require mastery of the airbrakes and side shifting though. One important thing to note: You'll want to go into the control options and turn throttle sensitivity down all the way. Throttle sensitivity is a dumb feature and having it on anything other than the absolute minimum will hinder you. Also, never use pilot assist. Ever. It'll fuck up your racing line every time. The game really only gets crazy in multiplayer phantom class races (and on elite enemy ai.). I guess zone mode can be crazy sometimes too (at least once it goes beyond phantom class speeds).

Just stand nearby and breathe deeply.

It's more like a balloon hazard.

Not a fan of the excessive 80's-ness? <_<

Rondo also has one of the weirdest songs in any Castlevania ever. And speaking of Double Dragon, DD Neon has the best DD soundtrack ever. Especially this song:

Rondo also has one of the best Vampire Killers in the whole franchise.

I can't not grow it.

I really only have a beard because shaving irritates the fuck out of my skin (even though I use razors and creams made for sensitive skin). Whenever I shave, I wind up looking like I've had a bad allergic reaction to something on my face for weeks afterwards.

My beard is long enough that I can just flip it up and it goes past my nose.

It's like a hairdo... on your chin.

Part of me always wanted to try beard oil, but an even greater part of me is leary of oils in general (because they do not play nice with latex).

Yep

I dislike any and all rough or spiky wall/ceiling textures. >_<

I'm not cool. I'm full of hot air.

Canned tuna and sardines are both the shit. Love 'em.