TrigunBebop

oh bby

Or I could start reviewing balloons again.

I'd rather just blow a balloon.

Shut up and kiss me.

I don't even have any balloon shitpost ideas right now...

Also got Amaretto cherry cordial ice cream. Want both?

I still prefer using the normal checkout. Mostly because if something doesn't ring up right, it's easier to remedy the problem when there's already a store employee right there. Also, the self checkout machines always have long ass lines. It's actually faster to just checkout normally.

Me too. Except in my fantasies it's a balloon being squeezed between huge boobs and not me. ... I mean what?

Good kitty :3

I'm not interested in Suzy. Suzy isn't a balloon.

You know, when I say I like to ride balloons, I don't mean it in that context. I mean what?

YUMMEH

I would, but I'm too busy fighting Mad Gear.

But I can get all the balloons I want without drinking.

Not when you can't drive in general.

Sounds like a good night to me. I loved it when my cat would bug the shit outta me.

I think the follow feature is completely broken. It doesn't seem to do anything when you use it, and disabling it doesn't stop people from following you.

At the time, there's was only one hospital where I lived.

Because hospitals. That's why.