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TrigunBebop

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  1. But if the cows don't fart they'll spontaneously combust.
  2. Doc said balloons make good cushions for recovery. So long as you underinflate them a bit.
  3. Everyone already knows what I want.
  4. But they still do fart. In order to save the world, we must eliminate cow farts.
  5. But.... THE COW FARTS, MAN! THE COW FARTS!
  6. We don't talk about that here.
  7. But increased cheese production requires more cows, which results in more cow farts.
  8. Balloons aren't the cause. They're the cure.
  9. All the more reason to buy some balloons. I deserve a treat.
  10. Woo! Let's be sick buddies!
  11. More like ~pop pop pop~
  12. But cheese already counts as an animal product.
  13. When I google myself, all I get is balloon fetish stuff and information about a church that has a pastor who happens to share my name.
  14. This is why you can't have nice things
  15. If it was a store, I'd actually have to sell my balloons. >.>
  16. They call me "One Click Dick" or something
  17. Feelsgoodman
  18. My house might as well be a party supply store.
  19. In all seriousness, crackers + cheese + pickles + sriracha is a pretty good combo actually.
  20. You should, because that is exactly what my house is. Now gimme your large balloons.
  21. Without Obamacare, I'd probably be dead right now. Or perpetually hospitalized.
  22. I take it the blowjob part refers to balloons. also, cocks.
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