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  1. TrigunBebop
    And all cat breeds are equally superior to humans.
  2. TrigunBebop
    Balloon is best mount.
  3. TrigunBebop
    Patch time?
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    I'm in a room full of balloons. At least I'll get to go out with a bang. Or many bangs.
  5. TrigunBebop
    Look on the bright side. It makes using the bathroom easier.
  6. TrigunBebop
    I can usually get my appointments same day.
  7. TrigunBebop
    But there weren't any latex balloons in the Victorian era. I am not okay with this.
  8. TrigunBebop
    Boing Boing
  9. TrigunBebop
    I had an internal hemorrhoid that turned into a big blood clot and also caused a pretty large anal fissure.
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    Only when I myself am overinflated.... if you know what I mean.
  11. TrigunBebop
    But if the cows don't fart they'll spontaneously combust.
  12. TrigunBebop
    Doc said balloons make good cushions for recovery. So long as you underinflate them a bit.
  13. TrigunBebop
    Everyone already knows what I want.
  14. TrigunBebop
    But they still do fart. In order to save the world, we must eliminate cow farts.
  15. TrigunBebop
    But.... THE COW FARTS, MAN! THE COW FARTS!
  16. TrigunBebop
    We don't talk about that here.
  17. TrigunBebop
    But increased cheese production requires more cows, which results in more cow farts.
  18. TrigunBebop
    Balloons aren't the cause. They're the cure.
  19. TrigunBebop
    All the more reason to buy some balloons. I deserve a treat.
  20. TrigunBebop
    Woo! Let's be sick buddies!
  21. TrigunBebop
    More like ~pop pop pop~
  22. TrigunBebop
    But cheese already counts as an animal product.
  23. TrigunBebop
    When I google myself, all I get is balloon fetish stuff and information about a church that has a pastor who happens to share my name.
  24. TrigunBebop
    This is why you can't have nice things
  25. TrigunBebop
    If it was a store, I'd actually have to sell my balloons. >.>
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