Jump to content
UnevenEdge

TrigunBebop

SwimIcon
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    9672

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    11

 Content Type 

Everything posted by TrigunBebop

  1. TrigunBebop
    I voted to die.
  2. TrigunBebop
    All I got is liquid latex.
  3. TrigunBebop
    Did he call me TrogunBobeps?
  4. TrigunBebop
    WOAH
  5. TrigunBebop
    Deal. Time to rewrite history!
  6. TrigunBebop
    Only if I get to re-market them as sex toys.
  7. TrigunBebop
    Wrong kind of balloon.
  8. TrigunBebop
    Get one of those iron on adhesive patches.
  9. TrigunBebop
    "Cold Cut Combo", eh? That's a weird way to spell "Big Philly Cheese Steak".
  10. TrigunBebop
    Was it a big Philly cheese steak? If not, urdoinitwrong.
  11. TrigunBebop
    Two years ago when I worked 3rd shift during the end of daylight savings, I did not get paid for that extra hour.
  12. TrigunBebop
    And all cat breeds are equally superior to humans.
  13. TrigunBebop
    Balloon is best mount.
  14. TrigunBebop
    Patch time?
  15. TrigunBebop
    I'm in a room full of balloons. At least I'll get to go out with a bang. Or many bangs.
  16. TrigunBebop
    Look on the bright side. It makes using the bathroom easier.
  17. TrigunBebop
    I can usually get my appointments same day.
  18. TrigunBebop
    But there weren't any latex balloons in the Victorian era. I am not okay with this.
  19. TrigunBebop
    Boing Boing
  20. TrigunBebop
    I had an internal hemorrhoid that turned into a big blood clot and also caused a pretty large anal fissure.
  21. TrigunBebop
    Only when I myself am overinflated.... if you know what I mean.
  22. TrigunBebop
    But if the cows don't fart they'll spontaneously combust.
  23. TrigunBebop
    Doc said balloons make good cushions for recovery. So long as you underinflate them a bit.
  24. TrigunBebop
    Everyone already knows what I want.
  25. TrigunBebop
    But they still do fart. In order to save the world, we must eliminate cow farts.
×
×
  • Create New...