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That_One_Guy

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  1. Those are my people bro. I'm not Baltimore good yet
  2. Idk him Mr. hooha
  3. Cool. Tell him to come to the show
  4. I'm telling stupid ass jokes there tonight for the first time. You can come and heckle tf outta me
  5. That's what made the bit kill! I'm method af!
  6. RIght it's like betch I've had this tiny peen my whole life. I know how to jackhammer that shit
  7. Right! Sometimes jokes fall right into my undersized lap
  8. So I was performing stand up comedy at this bar in the hood, and the crowd was so disruptive and crazy I couldn't just do material. So I offered to do some impressions. The first one I was asked to do was Peter Griffin having sex. I did it and they loved it. But apparently I was humping like a dude with a small dick. Because I heard one of the chicks at one of the tables up front say " See thats how you know he got a small dick." But I wasn't mad for three reasons: 1.It's facts 2. The bit killed 3. Her friend thought I was cute so she obviously wanted a piece of this undersized manhood. Kiss my mediocre sized peen bitch! /blog
  9. I like yours the best so far
  10. When you see an ass you want
  11. I'll gladly donate. Despite the crazy shit that ensues here, I feel like this place is worth it. Just give me some time. I'm very poor.
  12. Can I change the color of my name or no?
  13. I mean some of it is great for helping you lose weight, but most of it is bullshit.
  14. Not gonna happen holmes
  15. Because crossshit wants you to pay $175 a month to get injured
  16. Lose weight and work your abs hard af. Then it'll be easy
  17. I already know your height lol I saw you mention it somewhere else. Pretty sure you're the tallest person here
  18. Damn near everyone here is over six feet. We're just a bunch of tall sacks of shit
  19. 6'2" 200 pounds Medium girth
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