That_One_Guy

Those are my people bro. I'm not Baltimore good yet

Idk him Mr. hooha

Midland

Cool. Tell him to come to the show

I'm telling stupid ass jokes there tonight for the first time. You can come and heckle tf outta me

But I love hecklers lol

That's what made the bit kill! I'm method af!

RIght it's like betch I've had this tiny peen my whole life. I know how to jackhammer that shit

Right! Sometimes jokes fall right into my undersized lap

Lol of course it is

So I was performing stand up comedy at this bar in the hood, and the crowd was so disruptive and crazy I couldn't just do material. So I offered to do some impressions. The first one I was asked to do was Peter Griffin having sex. I did it and they loved it. But apparently I was humping like a dude with a small dick. Because I heard one of the chicks at one of the tables up front say " See thats how you know he got a small dick." But I wasn't mad for three reasons: 1.It's facts 2. The bit killed 3. Her friend thought I was cute so she obviously wanted a piece of this undersized manhood. Kiss my mediocre sized peen bitch! /blog

i want to die

Omygod whyyyyyyyyyy

I like yours the best so far

Go sluts

When you see an ass you want

I'll gladly donate. Despite the crazy shit that ensues here, I feel like this place is worth it. Just give me some time. I'm very poor.

Can I change the color of my name or no?

I mean some of it is great for helping you lose weight, but most of it is bullshit.

Not gonna happen holmes

Because crossshit wants you to pay $175 a month to get injured

Lose weight and work your abs hard af. Then it'll be easy

I already know your height lol I saw you mention it somewhere else. Pretty sure you're the tallest person here

Damn near everyone here is over six feet. We're just a bunch of tall sacks of shit

6'2" 200 pounds Medium girth