So I was performing stand up comedy at this bar in the hood, and the crowd was so disruptive and crazy I couldn't just do material. So I offered to do some impressions. The first one I was asked to do was Peter Griffin having sex. I did it and they loved it. But apparently I was humping like a dude with a small dick. Because I heard one of the chicks at one of the tables up front say " See thats how you know he got a small dick." But I wasn't mad for three reasons:
1.It's facts
2. The bit killed
3. Her friend thought I was cute so she obviously wanted a piece of this undersized manhood. Kiss my mediocre sized peen bitch!
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