That_One_Guy

thats it. ip ban. and a fight

scared? its cool i understand. You got smash?

im banning you poo. sick of your bullshit

Tell you what you can do. You can catch my fade on Mario Party for the Switch

Honey penis sounds like a death metal band

What is rectal examination, Alex?

Sup pooh? You into honey showers?

I mean....he was....pissed ba dum tsss Bye fuckers

Jobs done. Home now Golfer tried to get me to follow his IG. I laughed in his face. Play a real sport bitch.

Update.....did more takes....had to stare at a shirt for 30 fucking minutes. The store is ice fucking cold. Might die. Remember me.

Now they're shitting on Seth Rogan lol idc about him so it doesn't bother me it's still funny tho I'm sure Seth is in his million dollar mansion just distraught that a bunch of nobodies think he's an asshole.

This just in! One of the extras here worked on a pickle movie with Seth Rogan and apparently he was a "huge asshole"

Leave me in the trenches taking grenades just when the night is at its boringest?! JK I'd be sleeping like a mother fucker if I could

Ok so I went out and finally did a few takes. Jesus ....titty fucking.... Christ. This shit is as boring as church. I'm literally standing and starting at fucking golf clubs. And I'm so tired I was like spacing out and forgetting I'm shooting a commercial. That's how boring this is. Worst part is the takes are, I shit you not, like ten minutes long. So I have to stand there and pretend to be interested in fucking golf clubs for ten consecutive minutes. I've had some boring jobs but this one takes the Cake. 4am can't come faster

I haven't even thought of looking at porn! Now that would keep me awake!

Lol he'd probably like that. Hes bald and looks like a freak

Either I can't get his name right or he's not as famous as he puts out

I think his name is Nten or some shit

Then they'll think I'm funny and edgy. Doesn't compute bro

I don't think I got his name right but that was stupid funny lol. He's from South Africa and Orlando....I want someone to find him on Google lol he loves to talk about himself lol

You're right bro. Guess I have to whip my dick out.

This pro golf dude. His name is like tengu or some shit. He's riding tiger woods cock like a hooters waitress.

I just hope they get too tired to keep talking. Bro I don't think I can handle this shit until 4am. I might fucking kill myself

They won't stop talking about boring bullshit, and I'm waaaay too apathetic to put forth any effort rn. Id give anything to have one of the board trolls in here rn. THEY WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT GOLF! I'm in upper middle class white people hell.