That_One_Guy

Update: This dude that won't STFU just revealed he's a legit professional golfer. Too bad he doesn't play a real sport. Otherwise he'd be pretty interesting.

WHY DO YALL KEEP TELLING ME TO SHIT MYSELF AND BURP?!

I would if there was anywhere to fucking lay. Or if there was somewhere these sheep weren't yacking about bullshit

Lol im not above trying that. This shit is worse than I thought it would be. We're huddle in this tiny cramped room. We're all just sitting in this cramped, hot awkward boring silence. This is the only part of acting I despise. Only upside is I'm getting paid to fuck around on my phone rn. They also made me change into a t shirt which irritated me for some reason.

I really wish they'd punch me. I'd sue the shit right out of them lol

Idk bro that's kinda weak. Got anything better?

Trying to think of fun legal ways to get myself kicked out because I do not want to fucking be here until 330 am

And not for perverted reasons. I genuinely love that women are being taken seriously in football.

I wasn't aware that negligence is a style.

both

Make sure you share all the sexy details.

Have you gotten a second opinion just to be sure there's no underlying issue?

Also don't whisper in my fucking ear lol

Fuck that guy.

Was the nipple necessary?

Toooo late. I look scraggly af rn

I look like I should be getting pulled out of a hole by the US army.

hawt

Pucker up, slut.

Let me get some of that shit

ill git ur mom

as soon as they get money? Do you need to wear two coats, horn rimmed glasses and tight leggings you fucking dweeb?

Hey when you're small you gotta do what most muh fuckas wont

My balls are huge tho