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I don't think so, I know I turned something else on that everyone had

I did say that but I am not in a reliable free-time month and didn't get to it It's on my to-do list though

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I did not read them yet

Specifically his.

FIRED

if he was a top executive he probably had a golden parachute paid for with your pension

no that was Jango Fett Boba Fett WAS the test tube spawn you're fired

is it like this?

I think on the ASMB for a few years I celebrated "Boba Fett Awareness Day" instead, which I guess is kind of the same thing

thatch

there was a kid who lived next to my father who borrowed my copy of Super Mario Sunshine well over 10 years ago. maybe he faked his death too cuz I've never seen him since, and I kinda still want that back.

not that I ever really eat hotdogs, but my father tried to convince me they tasted better than the regular old "lips and assholes" hotdogs, and i tried my hardest to believe him for years, but they honestly just didn't do it for me past year or two before I moved into the house, when I did eat hotdogs they were usually from gus's https://www.yelp.com/biz/guss-hotdogs-watervliet

I embrace the future

i think that's probably the case for all of us especially @Nabloom - but for him, not because of zombies but from eating toxic lichens

i hate you because i know it's true

if not prying, what the heck does that accomplish even

sponges doesn't pull any punches

"a blowjob is a blowjob until you open your eyes"

Because you told her I said she smelled like feet? Cruel way to end it, if you ask me.

I'm having trouble recalling things too. I'm starting to suspect it's a coping mechanism, so many things come across my desk and require my attention that I just shut down and stopped trying to remember them all. The downside is the shutting down is across the board, so I keep getting yelled at at home for not remembering anything I'm supposed to be remembering. But that might just be because I don't listen.

sponges maybe i will offer an opinion once I've read it

tell her i told her she smells like feet

If you are using a computer, you can delete the code causing the problem in the editor. It's where ever you see the style="background-color:#ffffff;color:#222222;font-size:12.8px;" or something similar. I deleted a few to get rid of the single line bars that gave me vertigo.

Congratulations to everyone who participated! I am going to read all your stories this weekend. I think @Kweerie already has a custom rank so, what do you want? Also jesus those white lines