Poof

control your manspread

Must be nice

Mad scientist in a sci fi horror movie. I gotcha.

Only the dinky contract airlines are going out of business. The major airlines are safe

crypto is more volatile

yup cocaine gets shit done

adderall for someone w/anxiety? doctors are weird

It's about to do a 5 for 1 split, so at $2200 right now it would be at $440 after the split. I get what you mean tho, dropping over 50%.

What do you do? This sounds like the start to another horror movie

Saved an old lady from falling over Stopped a rape

I think tesla will fall too. Elon Musk is not tony stark and there will be competition in the luxury/sleek EV market soon enough

Be careful this is the start of a horror movie for sure. Monitor the monarchs for noxious mutations.

I fucked up my doctor appointment. If you've been following my health (why wouldn't you be?) you'll know I made 3 appointments for new doctors bc I was paranoid that they'd refuse to see me, and w/ trump canceling the transgender health initiatives aka trans healthcare anti-discrimination law, I would have no recourse if they did. You'll recall that 2 canceled the appointments ahead of time, and I was left with one. Well, I got which ones canceled mixed up. I thought the August 25th one canceled, and Sept 2nd was the remaining appointment. It was actually Sept 2nd that canceled, and so I missed Aug 25th appointment. They had my phone number and email wrong, so I got no confirmation calls or anything on the 24th. I called today. They said it's okay. They scheduled me a new appointment with the doctor on Sept 17th. Here's the thing. I counted my pills. I have just enough hormones to get through Sept 16th. Sept 17th will be the first day I run out. Perfect timing. This had me stressed and I cried as soon as I found out I fucked up the appointments, but everything is ok. Fuck Trump. I'm voting in person. This vote is getting counted.

yea but if you were in walmart w/a dad and that happened, you know that's what he would say.

this needs to be moved to a dad jokes thread

500mg

I do not what a bad feeling

Key West 1 night. I plotted revenge and slept

I still havent been able to start Call of Cthulhu. It's the next short story in my hp lovecraft book. I'm too intimidated. Then the power went out one night. I lit a bunch of candles, gathered a bowl of cherries, and sat down ready to read it in the dark silence. Then the power came on just as I was about to start and I couldn't just begin like that.

idk I never heard that. What's supposed to be bad about it?

A real corset w/the steel bones will make it impossible to slouch. Add a quality upper body posture corrector and you're pretty much locked into proper posture. It's not going to 100% stop you from slouching once you take it off, but doing it regularly gets your body used to being positioned like that. If you're really weak and slouch a ton, being locked into good posture can even make you super tired after just a couple hours, and if you're not into waist training, you can use corsets just for posture without tightening them to waist reducing levels.

I took a class on cocaine in college too

this bit isnt funny at all

What are you so worried about?