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Poof

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  1. lets go to dubai u can be my bodyguard and she has a sister they apparently watch my movies together. you can have the sister
  2. awe thank you ghosty <3
  3. she doesn't appreciate me!
  4. you guys will expose her to the SA government and she'll get in trouble
  5. just let him eat it what are you doing secret service
  6. yea shes hotter than me
  7. I've blocked her 4 times now. She's so demanding. She stresses me out. She keeps coming back on new accounts She won't send nudes. Or even no-hijab selfies. I don't feel appreciated.
  8. the witching hour approaches
  9. you are the acid and theres a human around you
  10. packard when he comes in and sees us talking about how cool it is to have old tech
  11. Yea it was my first appointment with her today. She seems good. Accommodating and thorough. She's knowledgeable and definitely has experience w/trans patients. Nice that the lab had my metabolic back and uploaded to my patient portal too. Still waiting on estrogen and testosterone levels tho. Most importantly she got me my meds. So I'm good for 6 months. Thanks for asking
  12. The last couple days I know I was really dehydrated. I've been drinking alil wine the past couple days. I haven't had any liver damage. This is the first time I ever had any high or low flags on my metabolic panel
  13. Hmm then you gotta wear pants that are alil slimmer not like skin tight. But enough so ladies will know. Or boxers and basketball shorts.
  14. Checks out ✔
  15. Albumin Normal Range: 3.9 - 4.9 g/dL 5.0 H Alkaline Phosphatase Normal Range: 38 - 113 U/L 41 ALT Normal Range: 10 - 54 U/L 8 L Anion Gap Normal Range: 9 - 18 mmol/L 10 AST Normal Range: 14 - 40 U/L 16 Bilirubin, Total Normal Range: 0.2 - 1.3 mg/dL 0.3 BUN Normal Range: 9 - 24 mg/dL 15 Calcium Normal Range: 8.5 - 10.2 mg/dL 10.1 Chloride Normal Range: 97 - 105 mmol/L 100 CO2 Normal Range: 22 - 30 mmol/L 28 Creatinine Normal Range: 0.73 - 1.22 mg/dL 1.00 eGFR-African American >60 eGFR-All Other Races >60 Glucose Normal Range: 74 - 99 mg/dL 92 Potassium Normal Range: 3.7 - 5.1 mmol/L 4.5 Protein, Total Normal Range: 6.3 - 8.0 g/dL 7.6 Sodium Normal Range: 136 - 144 mmol/L 138 TSH Your Value 1.690 uU/mL Standard Range 0.270 - 4.200 uU/mL
  16. if you have a big dick you're a winner by default
  17. then she took off her wizard hat and robe
  18. Yes she did I don't mind. besides it was probably professional. I'm just being a silly
  19. I love kinky inappropriate doctor sex
  20. no
  21. no you're beautiful cau
  22. She did ask if I was sexually active. I said yes. She said "With males?" I said "Yea... and females too whatever" so she knew it could happen. Maybe next time. My next appointment is in 6 months
  23. Show chest
  24. I'm sorry
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