PokeNirvash

That last episode of Shenmue had to be the most homoerotic thing I've seen (that wasn't porn) since SyFy aired Descendants of Darkness. Seriously, I counted only three women in that episode, and one of them didn't even share screentime with Ryo! Nami's backstory is still tragic as hell, possibly even more tragic, but my inner child still can't comprehend what Oda was thinking with Bellemere's hair. On a lighter note, I (unknowingly) celebrated National Anime Day yesterday by spending $30 on Discotek's DVD of the 1971 Lupin Green Jacket series at the closest thing I have to a local Half Price Books. It's sub-only, but I'm okay with that. Also, fitting considering who's coming back tonight. 12:00 - Shenmue the Animation #11 - Entangled - TV-14LV 12:30 - Attack on Titan: The Final Season #26 - Traitor - TV-14V 1:00 - Assassination Classroom #39 - Discord Time - TV-14L 1:30 - Lupin the 3rd: Part 6 #0 - Episode 0: The Times - TV-14 2:00 - One Piece #540 - A Hero Who Freed the Slaves! An Adventurer Tiger! - TV-PG 2:30 - One Piece #541 - Kizaru Appears! A Trap to Catch Tiger! - TV-PG 3:00 - Naruto Shippuden #385 - Obito Uchiha - TV-PG 3:30 - Cowboy Bebop #23 - Brain Scratch - TV-14 Back for your hearts and your money.

Fuck, they tricked me again! Why, Netflix? Why must you falsely advertise the number of episodes you put out for something? First B: The Beginning season 2, now this.

And Yet the Town Moves 12 Not today, Isekai Truck of Good Fortune. Not today. 9/10, would casually rewatch in a more official capacity.

His personality may be shit, but I fucking love Floch's face game.

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Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear 7 I'm Quitting Heroing 2 My first year watching any of their shows, and already I've got myself a little EMT Squared block going. ☺️

Shenmue the Animation 10 (yesterday) One Piece 539 (today)

UNIMPORTANT BUT INTERESTING FACT: Back when I was first experiencing One Piece, I hardly retained any of Nami's tragic backstory (or at least, what 4Kids left of it) because I kept getting distracted by Bellemere's hair. Even today, as I recognize how badass and memorable it is, it still registers as a bizarre character design choice, even compared to the headpieces various Yu-Gi-Oh characters dare to call their hair.

RIP to a real one. His version of "The Aristocrats" was the only one that I bothered to listen to and it was worth it. [oooooohh the sweat]

Between Ryo and Ren spending all episode together (and part of it handcuffed to one another), and the heavy implication that Dou Niu and Yuan were totally fucking, on top of Yuan's stereotypical (but not too "yikes") gay mannerisms, this episode of Shenmue was pretty dang homoerotic.

I blame them for that pipe being censored in the Lupin promo.

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And that would've been another one missed, had I not just thought to step in now and get it down. 12:00 - Shenmue the Animation #10 - Comeback - TV-14LV 12:30 - Attack on Titan: The Final Season #25 - Night of the End - TV-14V 1:00 - Assassination Classroom #38 - Past Time - TV-14LV 1:30 - Made in Abyss #13 - The Challengers - TV-MA (Poke's original rating: TV-MA) 2:30 - One Piece #539 - The Haunting Ties! Nami and the Fish-Man Pirates! - TV-PG 3:00 - Naruto Shippuden #384 - A Heart Filled With Comrades - TV-PG 3:30 - Cowboy Bebop #22 - Cowboy Funk - TV-14LV Here I thought I'd get better at the whole "not procrastinating" thing...

Naruto Shippuden 383 Shikimori's Not Just a Cutie 1 What is it with the Japanese and their on-again, off-again obsession with chronically unlucky MCs?

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Sucks that this show got Akame ga Kill'd content ratings wise, but thanks to that, I managed to get three of my personalized (subbed) ratings right on the money! I'll take that as a win, regardless of its lacking absolution status.

Kisarazu Cat's Eye 9

One Piece 537-538 Angry mobs of background characters who have no legitimate reason to act like jerks are the fucking worst.

TMS (and Sentai too, I guess) pulls through yet again. Outside of my hypothetical content rating log schedule, never.

I'm Quitting Heroing 1

YESTERDAY Attack on Titan: The Final Season 24 Made in Abyss 12 TODAY Submarine Super 99 2 Ya Boy Kongming! 1

C'mon, Conny's plot wasn't that cringe...

Eh, Part 6 is definitely a possibility, but Part 1 feels like way too much of a risk. Uncensored Fujiko Mine is more likely a Green Jacket series than the Green Jacket series.

Platinum End 8 Shenmue the Animation 9

Any negative reaction towards the villains crashing training camp should've been concentrated on the fact that they showed up so soon and so suddenly. And also maybe a number of them only being relevant for that arc only.