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Drunkenwarrior

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  1. Pharmacy nazi
  2. You're a terrible woman....
  3. I give him another 20 minuets and he has a restraining order on you
  4. I dunno Phillies, maybe go get a job and BUY YOUR OWN FUCKING POPTARTS!
  5. For. it a second I thought you meant Winston the chimp
  6. Do whatever makes you happy...just stay away from my ass
  7. Oh I bet...nothing says genius like cramming things in your ass
  8. I hope you washed your hands
  9. Holy shit you just went nuclear.....
  10. So painfully true
  11. I'll bang a cougar, might even stick around if she has money
  12. You're racist, just accept it
  13. Stop fetishizing African Americans
  14. I should go to bed at a reasonable hour....
  15. I actually have no idea what you look like, and it seems like everyone else does
  16. I would LOVE to talk to her Really get into that brain and see what's making it tick.....
  17. Maybe...but she has more than I ever will So who;s the real loser? I can't even make rent this month
  18. Yea...sounded good on paper.....
  19. Except in my case it's multiple, elder dragons with the power to consume worlds, and i'm well under leveled
  20. What else am I gonna do?
  21. I always got the same thing
  22. I mean, I don't have plans this weekend if you wanna bump uglies for a bit But no eye contact
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