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Drunkenwarrior

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    Why would I bring my own worms?
  2. Haha, i wouldn't really use it as a pick up line, but I am curious and couldn't think of a polite way to ask her
  3. Yea, sometimes I think it's almost trendy to be autistic
  4. I mean....probably
  5. This girl at my local gas station, she's actually really cute I just don't think "you're on the spectrum huh" is a really good pick up line
  6. To ask someone if they were on the spectrum?
  7. I pretend like I don't know, like it was all just a dream
  8. I want to vent my frustrations to the internet But I'm too soft for reddit
  9. Can't they just force him to write for the show and stuff in jail? I just wanna watch Rick and morty
  10. I can't reset my password
  11. I don't have pals
  12. Careful now... Ignore the first quote
  13. Nah, I just use the Obama phone for old people.... Yaknow the ones with the really big screens
  14. Shut up, data
  15. I I'm glad you reminded me I'll just use my white privelage to call big daddy Trump and absolve me of my wrong doing, so glad I have him on speed dial
  16. The cleverest. And don't worry, I'll have my lawyer write up my apology speech for my Orwellian public shaming
  17. I'd say more than slightly.. But hey, that's modern day people for ya
  18. Im flattered you remembered that Though I'm not sure how a terrible event in history compares with animals rummaging through my garbage
  19. I suppose his attractiveness could be a matter of opinion Definitely overweight and oafish He also seems to exhibit a case of "smug bitch face".
  20. Every time I talk about porch coons I get in trouble...
  21. I mean... He looks pretty schlubby to me Not so much when he was younger
  22. I'd rather be you stilgar
  23. Yes... Just a round one
  24. He's schlubby af And I'm pretty sure I read a buzzfeed article about his lack of testicles
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