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Drunkenwarrior

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  1. Breaking news : other people actually AREN'T as excited about your child's artwork as you are Back to you Shepard...
  2. The only thing I've discovered by drunk cooking is that I shouldn't be cooking while I'm drunk
  3. He was an actually drill sergeant in the marines If I remember correctly he didn't even really need a script for his part
  4. They should've used the real screech
  5. Probably why she loves your sister more
  6. That's kinda gross.... You pervert
  7. Actually I'm in a time line about a hundred years from that Goodt luck m8
  8. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs7gne5fcoo DAmnit youtube....embed my video
  9. jinkies, I think someone is over their calorie limit......
  10. 2 people ....3 plates? Someone call scoob and the gang
  11. i"m actually suprised that I don't have any cavities. I smoke, drink coffee, eat junk food and haven't been to the dentist since I was like12
  12. I saw a crippled prostitute the other day....
  13. What am I a hippo?
  14. I think we're better off as friends
  15. You're deranged
  16. brb gotta get my banjo
  17. i"ve never had any either I wonder if that's what's been causing your jaw pain
  18. You don't want this temperature...it comes with hella humidity also it's like a wet 60 degrees
  19. How am I supposed to enjoy my days off if it's gross outside
  20. its raining it's ass off here I just want a Saturday with sun please
  21. Lame...I'm going to bed, i'll get waffle house in the morning
  22. No I'm already here...whatcha got to eat
  23. Then try again....or wallow in self pity and be miserable
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