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GuyBeardmane

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  1. GuyBeardmane
    Does this mean Naz is Lust and Kevin is Envy?
  2. GuyBeardmane
    That's not an ass, that's a dog! You thought you could fool me, but I know my animals.
  3. GuyBeardmane
    It's this one.
  4. GuyBeardmane
    Aw shit. I knew this day would come.
  5. GuyBeardmane
    Edit Profile only gives me the options to provide my birthday, enable status updates, and has a Personal Information box in which I've put a gif of Batman suplexing an alligator.
  6. GuyBeardmane
    It's Saturday.
  7. GuyBeardmane
    To be fair, I wouldn't be that great a supervillain. Like, where you're looking for The Joker, Lex Luthor, Magneto, etc., I'm like Kraven the Hunter.
  8. GuyBeardmane
    ...I fapped angrily?
  9. GuyBeardmane
    "Kittens" is not on here, so it's a faulty list. Kittens would be my currency and secret weapon, as anyone who infiltrated my lair would immediately surrounded by kittens and would be beaten into submission by their adorableness, and thus I could carry out my evil plan of petting all the kittens.
  10. GuyBeardmane
    I fapped.
  11. GuyBeardmane
    I mean I'm totally down to know how to get those too.
  12. GuyBeardmane
    Just like The Dude. I can dig it.
  13. GuyBeardmane
    When people call me fat, it's because I'm actually fat.
  14. GuyBeardmane
    "Weirdly meaningful" is how I live my life.
  15. GuyBeardmane
    How does one get a title?
  16. GuyBeardmane
    Twatmongler is one I've said in the recent past. But profanity always depends on how you're using it. Like, whenever it's just a sudden thing, like stubbing my toe, shit and fuck always come to my mouth first. But if I'm insulting someone, I'll go with things like Johnny Pisspants, Jimmy Cockswallow, or some other combination of a name and random term.
  17. GuyBeardmane
    "Shame?"
  18. GuyBeardmane
    Mom's Spaghetti is one of the greatest songs ever.
  19. GuyBeardmane
    Mom says I can't talk to you anymore because you're too bad. And that's why I'm totz gonna hang out with you in secret now.
  20. GuyBeardmane
    Do you also listen to music with swears?
  21. GuyBeardmane
    I should start doing that "libertarian tip" thing and say "this isn't a tip, it's a non-taxable gift."
  22. GuyBeardmane
    I LOVE CAPTAIN FATTIE.
  23. GuyBeardmane
    Right? You should see the 2015 update starring Captain Jack Sparrow.
  24. GuyBeardmane
    Nope. I try to tip between 20% and 30% in general since wait staff gets fucked by wage laws.
  25. GuyBeardmane
    If you're good enough at it you'll finish before "Simple and Clean" is done playing.
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