GuyBeardmane

You don't know the half of it.

Crying while masturbating to hentai featuring anthropomorphic turkeys.

I mean you make an interesting point, but I'm talkin' 'bout I'm that guy you find at the table in the inn who says only one line of dialogue in the entire 80 hours of the game. Like people go about and do incredible things and save the world and I'm still sitting there saying "Sigh... Times are tough."

Becaaaaaauuuuuse... No one's slick as Gaston No one's quick as Gaston No one's neck's is incredibly thick as Gaston For there's no man in town half as manly, Perfect, a pure paragon You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley and they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on

when you're an NPC in your own life?

You got the monkeys? LET'S SEE THE MONKEYS

FOOL!

I want 75 golden camels. And purple peacocks, I want 53. When it comes to exotic-type mammals, I want a zoo, I'm telling you I want a world class menagerie.

Why save that for break ups? That's a regular Thursday, buddy.

Eggs, you say. And more than five dozen...

To steal a joke from Norm MacDonald, "my heart goes out to the Manson Family." See, 'cause the Manson Family killed and ate people.

Following this thread forever because I'm diggin' this shiz. I mean I don't really know about any subgenres, but I know that this is my jam. Also embarrassed to throw stuff in here myself in case it doesn't fit. But damn, I dig this.

NERRRDS!!!!!!!!!

Famifap. Foodfamifap.

Left-handed ones, even.

Tom Cruise was the volleyball.

I'm not soggy.

BAR HAR HAR HAR HAR DA EXPLOSIONS

lol dew. Doo. Doodoo. Poop.

I mean his last name already has "Shat" in it.

Nope. That's a different thing. Doki Doki Literature Club is just fun times with Monika.

Nothing scary. Just Monika.