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  1. death_by_motorboat
    so you cried a lot lately. do you think you can get your mind off of it?
  2. death_by_motorboat
    stop being sexy you nympho
  3. death_by_motorboat
    theres no such thing get off the acid babe
  4. death_by_motorboat
    normal ssa retirements go for much, much less...
  5. death_by_motorboat
    $2,000 is the honest comfort mark in todays economy phillies... just to be honest
  6. death_by_motorboat
    its nearly the same thing expected of me.
  7. death_by_motorboat
    youre a robot arent you?
  8. death_by_motorboat
    i have a lumbar sprain that acts up if i dont stretch before working it... dude that shit makes you want to curl up in the fetal position and wish it was over.
  9. death_by_motorboat
    the suggestion size on the box is "34 5oz glasses" so possibly 34 "elegantly sized" balloons.
  10. death_by_motorboat
    it doesnt unless you find a dewars gift box
  11. death_by_motorboat
    i suggest 1 giant balloon. (or condom)
  12. death_by_motorboat
    and it took nearly all 13 of them to make the word "goddamn" unfiltered, alright? *adjusts sunglass monocle*
  13. death_by_motorboat
    where'd everybody go?
  14. death_by_motorboat
    HAHAHA i drank two 18 oz cups already im literally lmao
  15. death_by_motorboat
    now you can use your imagination
  16. death_by_motorboat
    yeah. so?
  17. death_by_motorboat
    remember you guys tomorrow. anyone else doing the art of binge drinking today? probably not. juicers are a rare crowd even among addicts. not that cartoon porn addicts ever were a majority. just sayin'
  18. death_by_motorboat
    i dont take this position lightly.
  19. death_by_motorboat
    dear phillies, because you stuffed me full of futa porn and thc molecules. -your brain
  20. death_by_motorboat
    why does your profile say the last time you signed in was in november?
  21. death_by_motorboat
    does the op have any meaning?
  22. death_by_motorboat
    its still january and states have millions of files to produce. they have until the 31st to get them to you but you could file without them and do an amendment later, unless it qualifies you for a bigger return.
  23. death_by_motorboat
    be careful i said that about bronies, and now i havent seen one in years
  24. death_by_motorboat
    edited for comprehension reasons, did not want to display the wrong idea here.
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