death_by_motorboat

are you an oil spill cause youre an idiot, or are you an asshole cause youre a cuntbag?

im not gay stupid. but your dad gives good head.

how many excitings does it take to exciting? exciting.

who cares tho

the op is supposed to insinuate the quality of instruction i received from my father was complete shit.

eww why

is that if you hate wiping your ass, wait five minutes in case you have to shit again. thanks dad!

do you like chicken quesadillas with montery jack grilled chicken, and scallions? or mozzarella sticks and onion rings? nothing fancy just regular appetizers... (unless you wanted steak or burgers... basically. sandwiches, salads, or chicken for over $10 to $18 bucks, when you can get appetizers under $8 or $7.) we were kids. i dont know how id like them nowadays. im sure the belgian waffles are still awesome.

always liked them. and they have really good (out of this world) breakfasts. i was in my teens, but i remember the night menu had better appetizers than entrees.

"absorb..." "turn in into...." more like extract. but i believe it on a level of turning food into sources usable because of a little bit of proof i know... to be serious. that would be all things unusable being turned into fat.. or substaces that were made by breaking them down into more raw nutritional intake... just as a metaphor. to set up the question that an earthly power within us can one day end all human suffering and fear.

@bnmjy if you know me so well you should tell me how much you know. which of these statements is true? my real name is al. one of my exes killed somebody. i passed algebra 1 on the first try.

do you remember in the late 90s when their chocolate cream pies were popular? those were such a fashion statement... and they were delicious .... picture at a office lunch room .... how like snobby and delightful it would be on company time to hurl down creme de la creme.... those pies were hilarious i think there was peanut putter cream pies too

i hope you know im joking. why are you talking about fighting????

if your stomach turns meat to iron, carrots to vitamin A, or honey to sugar, are we alchemists?.... creating energy and metamorphosis, we are the only species that can turn things into ash. we are the only species that can change the ecosystem. we are natural-born biological and chemical alchemists. what if in a hundred years humans create a power that saves the world?

therefore, to them or us whatever may not be their own. because no one has to agree on anything.

*chuckles*

<<<<if you can say that and not feel ashamed raise your middle finger, ****ecchem,,,,****>>>> i mean hand.

that was nice of you...

wow thats cool. but i dont know if i trust it... i would try though, unless thats a myth a simple google search would bust.

i think ice helps anything blood related. try icing it. they go away fast tell them to calm.

i love yard sales, really bro, yard sales are the fucking bomb

godzirra

juss so ya know, im still sayin no! fuck all that.... fighting is a goddam responsibility.

like if we both survive, then do we have territories or something? you gotta stay out west negro i cant afford no fucking holly dolly sing along bullshit... you go live in LA then i need to know, do we fight every time we see each other, are we cool sometimes and then fight sometimes, or are we going to fight to the death like i already mentioned.... you see i told you this garbage is disrespectful. i promise not to leave you blindfolded on a highway