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hes very personal about everything, always asks personal questions about my mom and relatives, asks me the same run down of questions about work, life, goals, attitudes, and drama. i only see him for ventolin and antibiotics if i get sick, and im sick of his insisting that theres more to it than that.

is the reason they are famous. it has absolutely nothing to do with them being baked. not calling them sweet beans is misleading you to think they are the only kind of baked beans for side dishes as a marketing technique. im serving baked green beans at my next barbecue.

well ive always been a collector, and decided to try to put about $80 into safe keeping so i am looking at cards. its one you could sell quick in a pinch for a marked down price, or if things turn out well, you can hold out on and get your money back eventually. i would be thrilled to have any of those cards, so sorry about the parody thread. the joke is im not getting anything for fathers day

https://www.sportsmemorabilia.com/player/Quinton_Jackson/ufc-trading-cards/ i want this entire page in my personal inventory

ok sorry i just got this message. im going to try it now if i ever dont answer a mention PM box me plz

well on that note we stayed together for about 4 months and i told her i couldnt feel for her anymore, because it becamse more annoying to be around her than to be alone. she was married before with two adult kids. im telling you i was getting played anyway. it becomes about love and im not falling in love again anytime soon.

all the more hilarious, i was the risk taker. her ER visit that landed her all of those scripts was for the worse rotten, set of broken, black teeth i have ever seen. you understand the shock value of those teeth right? teeth of the living fucking dead. they should have their own following... people would be like, "YO LOOK AT DOSE FUCKIN TEEF"

im freaked out all of you are picking really specific local ones. i dont like most progressive commercials, i dont like annoying catchy tunes (like the daisy one), i dont like anti-smoking ones and ones that appeal to sadness, i dont even think i can name them all.

when the 1940's italian american mother said to her teenage boy, "Do you know the difference between Catholic and Jewish?" what did the boy say? he said, "Yeah, Ma, when Catholics go to church they go to CA-mmunion, when Jewish go to Church they go to JA-munion, right, ma?"

the new york mets and nc tar heels did the most damage to my color coordination. what are some of yours?

this "date" of mine left a bunch of bottles; of ambien, xanax, penicillin, and ultram here once. man i miss when im going strong because i can score steady when i have the confidence. guess what all those pills were for?

is this the kind of thing that will last until someone ruins it, or until she figures you out? how long has this been a thing?

yo its rare people post something you can have a bit of a conversation about. i like estate sales or properties that the owner sold everything in the garage, with the garage. old peoples stuff has gold in it.

a couple things. first of all, a writer wont always speak from personal experience, but they do sometimes. a lot of times. why is the revenge or psychotic thriller category so niche. i dont like that. it makes it seem like bad relationships are uncommon and weird.

im just blowing steam for all those messy times someone had to freshly brew the same thing thats in the fridge in bottles and cans.

no i think its great you have a job there

are you sure you gave it a fair shake?

as your freshly brewed chamomile pushes its containing teabag to the surface of your cup for the third time, and you finish stirring the pure cane sugar you eloquently poured into the styrofoam utensil, a $2000 machine bakes stale shit to its walls and all through its spout, while a teenager pours a cup of rotten hyper bean into cup on the nasty bacteria-covered, sticky community stirring spaces, because he saw mama drink the brown fruit his whole life and is accustomed to not having a brain of his own. another teenager trying to tidy up the ritual coffee station for the caffeine-addict rush coming at 3pm, accidentally spills a wet filter full of grinds on the floor and theres such an appetizing mess that the coffee frenzy continues, with a vengeance. in 1961 one acid head had the shakes. starbucks took the scene. all we need is caffeine pills you fucking coffee fashion-fanatic fucking freaks. the dirt on that swizzle stick is anywhere from AIDS to feces, and its an imitation- an image they upkeep. none of those fucking people like coffee. they are drinking brown water and dont know why... its because a hundred years ago a few travelers needed the hospitality. not 75 idiots that think coffee is the greatest thing since air. drink a monster you idiot fucks.

i know you have a better chance of seeing this in toonami. may your day be an adventure the sets your heart aflame, and doesnt end.

i am looking at the price of vitamins and shakes on my end. dieting is a fucking money problem.

heat exhaustion, excessive sweating, energy killing boredom, etc.

aliens can be so absurd when it comes to talking.

i use HEM, and premium cones. i have burned 100's, but my favorites list is short. Good Fortune Chocolate Opium China Rain what are your favorites?

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