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Thought you said you won $1000000000

Notice me?

Today is when your book begins

Earth wind heart fire water

Feed your pussy and stop being rude.

I love you, Vagina You're only a date away (easy wiff easy Vagina)

Well I can only think of maybe 2 or 3 people named miles But I can guess at least 25 people I met with the same name as me, so no I dont

It's unique and rare.

Cats understand. She must be letting you pet her when she's eating because she knows it's your habit and your home. She avoids you other times because Cats are very territorial. She's adjusting to you How old is she before I take any more guesses?

And for some reason I just said, "Miles I love you!" And he was all cool about it. Just like an old bro shudda

Uh thanks

You can sit between the backseat and my dick

He definitely downloaded himself onto a drive to back himself up somewhere. he wasnt a stupid robot

https://g.co/kgs/zrt1WZ

That guy was rasiss yo Always generating unreadable codes He's the first robot to hate humans Not that I blame him he did meet our trolls He's gonna be the first terminator To kill millions of people

Amirite?

You don't love me you just love my poster style

I had to do anger management, parenting classes, drug and alcohol classes, and Psychotherapy just to argue with the courts that I want some dirty pigs kids to live with me So I made her abort the second child and I still never met my daughter

My whoremonger of a wife gave away my children It was the first time I had to decide what to do with the human life that wasn't valuable And she sent me to jail half a dozen times

You little devil

It sucks all the life out of everyone you know and your whole family and you're dead inside and nothing is left

Yeah I really don't know could be like you said maybe you just heard it from your friend and it stuck in your head that

I wonder how many other ungrounded irrational thoughts are freaking around in my brain

HOW DAFUQ DID I FORGET THE YEAR????