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death_by_motorboat

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  1. Just throw it out and go back to take automotive.
  2. How many brains do they say you have?
  3. Woah I just had the strangest vision of your birth.
  4. We might never get to say goodbye.
  5. Everything about that is surprising
  6. All share a proud opinion that today In Vegas Is a benign statistical anomaly, In an eternity of possibilities
  7. If we all killed anything we wanted to Everyone would literally be dead. You take that upon yourself to commit An action and you have crossed To a land where you take Time to bleed
  8. One victim or One Million, you still look like Allegator meat to me, Spud.
  9. Do I need to explain what jihad is what thinking? We do need to see an enemy's motive. "They" think 58 of "Us" got stolen by Satan. I and hopefully all of "us" know that scenario Is impossible. We are going to sit this out. They will tire They will sleep And in their dreams they'll never escape me. In their temporary heavenly reward of Demonic existence, they will fry A thousand eternities per second For eternity eternities, and beg To lose, And beg and pray to lose, That God would just let them "go away" And nojust no
  10. The species, embedded in her unique homosapiens Nature;. Mankind blindly killing, ensures His own extinction. I pray for the lost, who ensure us with Insane lies, He may parish alone and needy
  11. Break out the weed Smoke up in the ER On the Psych floor In the job Johnny at the mobile command unit Where ever 420 bowl of silence
  12. Oh no I didn't know this was a real thing </3
  13. https://media.defense.gov/2009/Sep/10/166935/-1/-1/0/090910-M-0000A-007.jpg
  14. **(talks real quiet)* at the factory, sir the manufacture of 100% pure chemically saturated paradise. If anyone found out you took a tour..... **(cleans blade)*
  15. Actually fucks me up. Jesus is a hard one to take an insult from
  16. I got two bitches at all times
  17. Sounds honest enough
  18. So you prefer real sex and fake relationship just to let you know a carnal need?
  19. So so many wanks gone by in your past child, wank with the confidence that you honored the family wanking tradition Thousands of wanks will show the scars
  20. It's not. It's supposed to have insight into what keeps people wanking
  21. Small talk attracts big women
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