death_by_motorboat

Figures. :beer:

That's because she was still warm.

No she choked to death on back hair

A hooker told me that I look like I'm wearing an inside out sweater

I had no idea you were a Red Bull salesman.

Youre not mad just disappointed

I'm fap-ergasted

Laughing at the toilet bowl of life, Hanging on by eternal questions. Could you imagine if one of your Bum Hippy highschool friends From years back won the megaball Or some shit lowl

Are you dj is jitting in his tightie whities?

When ppl talk behind my back The economy & employment Disrespect Weird phone calls Taking my wife to the gyno Prices Lies Fakes Religion Emotions Having to wait in line to poo

And he was probably about 30 years old. He jumped my bones for a ride cuz he was hitchin. He told me he was a confidential informant. So I acted like I was a good Samaritan and continued To rush him the rest of the few blocks he Totally ripped away from my soul. Weird.

Are you being ecogreen or lazy not want to Ride a couple extra miles??

If you were a McNugget I would eat you.

That means demise, or lessens faith, To even the closest of Bros. So to stop the bullshitting I remember every time I have Disrespected or was ignorant like A physical impairment on My relationship with people. I was in a drug rehab and a few Years into an addiction And in the unit there was a men's Wing and a women's wing. Well somehow I got stuck With the perverse woman Acting as if I was the love of Her life or some shit. Sending Perverted love notes in the lunchline And shit. As it got old stale and pervy I had to tell a counselor she was Messin my mind cuz someone would Get caught with pervy letters From this bitch. So I'm just eating lunch one day And since I told the counselor it was Getting weird he intercepted one And that bitch says the sickest shit

I really truly enjoy a bag of pre-maid Frozen Italian meatballs, but i still don't know.

Do I have to for some reason? Are you slagging in your pigmy daemon?

Oh yeah. Lowl. Are they going to keep dispenseries Or regulate THC contents? I wonder after it goes federal.

I used to think potholes was where the mob did drops

Extreme Gore Shock

Hahahaha

CANNIBAL LIKE WEED! ERRYBODY LIKE WEED!

Would they make it rally low doseses?

A. B. He cried all out snitchin n shet. C. I don't think there was anything wrong. There is no 4 And D: it was nothing like the same lesson Over and over. Sarcasm<~

Of my deepened alcoholic states, are the only proof I can down a bottle or more at a time. I feel like such a pussy now bcuz my stomach Is weak as fuck

With or without you by U2