
death_by_motorboat
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my dad bought me a pink bike with a metal basket
death_by_motorboat replied to Phillies's topic in Free-For-All
t thats my baby right there, its a random pick of it from google images, but it the same bike. i have at least 200 miles on it. i rode it all summer long, i dont have a car and i live alone. every where i went i rode this puppy. its my step dads and i gave it back to him for the winter because my apt is too small to keep it inside and i dont have a garage so i put it away in his garage for the winter. -
The UEMB 2017 Community Choice Awards.
death_by_motorboat replied to Sandstone's topic in Free-For-All
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The UEMB 2017 Community Choice Awards.
death_by_motorboat replied to Sandstone's topic in Free-For-All
i love the yearbook but i think it might attract the wrong kind of attention. everyone will think we're showing off. i won craziest one year- 58 replies
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if one of you guys does the harehareyukai
death_by_motorboat replied to Phillies's topic in Free-For-All
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there will be other pants. great pants. pants that will be there no matter how bad people pull them down. pants that are better than any pants our enemies have ever seen. pants we love. pants we'd do anything for. pants we will sacrifice our very souls to protect. they will be the people's pants.
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This is like finding out all your old friends...
death_by_motorboat replied to oolpmahC-iarumaS's topic in Free-For-All
athena 92's cat is gordon... -
This is like finding out all your old friends...
death_by_motorboat replied to oolpmahC-iarumaS's topic in Free-For-All
hey!! i was talking about when you were a asmb helper the other day!! -
go ahead mail me the sign.
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madison got pinkeye so therefore will miss her recital
death_by_motorboat replied to fuggnificent's topic in Free-For-All
did you suck on your co-workers kids eyeballs? do kids have eyeballs? we all know you are lying fuggz. kids dont have eyeballs. -
Satan is the equal and opposite of God
death_by_motorboat replied to death_by_motorboat's topic in Free-For-All
honest abe.... -
i hired myself, im my new manager
death_by_motorboat replied to death_by_motorboat's topic in Free-For-All
ah pooie. i go sleep nao -
Satan is the equal and opposite of God
death_by_motorboat replied to death_by_motorboat's topic in Free-For-All
im tagging this with "real" so everyone knows you are lying -
Satan is the equal and opposite of God
death_by_motorboat replied to death_by_motorboat's topic in Free-For-All
nope. -
You better watch out, you better not cry
death_by_motorboat replied to mochi's topic in Free-For-All
SAAAAAAAANTA IS UR FRIEEEEEEEEND -
i hired myself, im my new manager
death_by_motorboat replied to death_by_motorboat's topic in Free-For-All
you think i should fire myself? but then who would manage me? -
i wouldnt even reach in my pocket without standing/sitting where everyone can see im only reaching in for money or a cigarette its about respecting the services and making sure they know im not reaching for a camera or secretly taking snap shots of the dancers JUST reaching in my pockets. scary
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Satan is the equal and opposite of God
death_by_motorboat replied to death_by_motorboat's topic in Free-For-All
the sky opens up and there is another world in a hole, a 4th dimension, and silvery, steel pagan pentagrams are falling to earths ground like rain, burning up with the smell of six dead horses rotting under the sun; the putrid smell forcing you into your fourth dimensional trap laid on you by just you eyes in astonishing fear. As the other world blinds you into a fetal innocence, ted turner riding a pig and bob marley appear dancing to reggae pretending everything was never normal and the problem was only you, because you didnt understand that fourth dimensional demons were watching you sin in what they consider the hole, you live in from the other side. they would have made you a place in their existence, but you lost the chance when they noticed you cant dance to reggae. so they did that "tearing you apart in every infinite direction on a cellular level" shit. man that sucks. hell. (im only kiddin sponges not "you," "you" was just an anonymous non-being) -
Satan is the equal and opposite of God
death_by_motorboat replied to death_by_motorboat's topic in Free-For-All
eighty aught million aught five dimensional eternal infinite demons tearing apart the cellular make up of a human with out being seen -
just be careful you cant take back shit you put on the internet. i sometimes, (in my lonely depths and i hope i dont get depressed and psychotic ever again,) i sometimes answer random craiglist ads from the far east to see if i can find a wealthy asian mature that will buy my love
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Satan is the equal and opposite of God
death_by_motorboat replied to death_by_motorboat's topic in Free-For-All
demons from another dimension OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the torment tickles -
Satan is the equal and opposite of God
death_by_motorboat replied to death_by_motorboat's topic in Free-For-All
did you ever look away from a problem and let nature take its course? that has a being... God might have needed that dimension to throw axes at or something -
i got tsumeblue a gift once, and she called me a stalker, it was just a picture of a glass cube that had a dragon etched in the center (back then sending someone a personal message was a really big deal to me, only a real friend would PM, thats why it was only a pic) Klinkinparkfan, tsume, deathy, two chicks from colorado, and the ones that already forgave me hated me since i did something offensive apparently, when i was a drunk poster a long time ago also i hated life and just posted my negativity sometimes, and the posts that were just pure shit... see why i asked people to help me understand who i am? fuck if i know
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someone you least expect and then bam!
death_by_motorboat replied to death_by_motorboat's topic in Free-For-All
you are sitting there with your date thinking..... (is that fucking waitress hitting on me, imma fuck her in the bathroom when no one's looking)