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death_by_motorboat

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  1. t thats my baby right there, its a random pick of it from google images, but it the same bike. i have at least 200 miles on it. i rode it all summer long, i dont have a car and i live alone. every where i went i rode this puppy. its my step dads and i gave it back to him for the winter because my apt is too small to keep it inside and i dont have a garage so i put it away in his garage for the winter.
  2. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha drama llama
  3. i love the yearbook but i think it might attract the wrong kind of attention. everyone will think we're showing off. i won craziest one year
  4. heres you new chimera. i got you one.
  5. there will be other pants. great pants. pants that will be there no matter how bad people pull them down. pants that are better than any pants our enemies have ever seen. pants we love. pants we'd do anything for. pants we will sacrifice our very souls to protect. they will be the people's pants.
  6. hey!! i was talking about when you were a asmb helper the other day!!
  7. go ahead mail me the sign.
  8. did you suck on your co-workers kids eyeballs? do kids have eyeballs? we all know you are lying fuggz. kids dont have eyeballs.
  9. ah pooie. i go sleep nao
  10. im tagging this with "real" so everyone knows you are lying
  11. SAAAAAAAANTA IS UR FRIEEEEEEEEND
  12. you think i should fire myself? but then who would manage me?
  13. i wouldnt even reach in my pocket without standing/sitting where everyone can see im only reaching in for money or a cigarette its about respecting the services and making sure they know im not reaching for a camera or secretly taking snap shots of the dancers JUST reaching in my pockets. scary
  14. the sky opens up and there is another world in a hole, a 4th dimension, and silvery, steel pagan pentagrams are falling to earths ground like rain, burning up with the smell of six dead horses rotting under the sun; the putrid smell forcing you into your fourth dimensional trap laid on you by just you eyes in astonishing fear. As the other world blinds you into a fetal innocence, ted turner riding a pig and bob marley appear dancing to reggae pretending everything was never normal and the problem was only you, because you didnt understand that fourth dimensional demons were watching you sin in what they consider the hole, you live in from the other side. they would have made you a place in their existence, but you lost the chance when they noticed you cant dance to reggae. so they did that "tearing you apart in every infinite direction on a cellular level" shit. man that sucks. hell. (im only kiddin sponges not "you," "you" was just an anonymous non-being)
  15. eighty aught million aught five dimensional eternal infinite demons tearing apart the cellular make up of a human with out being seen
  16. just be careful you cant take back shit you put on the internet. i sometimes, (in my lonely depths and i hope i dont get depressed and psychotic ever again,) i sometimes answer random craiglist ads from the far east to see if i can find a wealthy asian mature that will buy my love
  17. demons from another dimension OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the torment tickles
  18. did you ever look away from a problem and let nature take its course? that has a being... God might have needed that dimension to throw axes at or something
  19. i got tsumeblue a gift once, and she called me a stalker, it was just a picture of a glass cube that had a dragon etched in the center (back then sending someone a personal message was a really big deal to me, only a real friend would PM, thats why it was only a pic) Klinkinparkfan, tsume, deathy, two chicks from colorado, and the ones that already forgave me hated me since i did something offensive apparently, when i was a drunk poster a long time ago also i hated life and just posted my negativity sometimes, and the posts that were just pure shit... see why i asked people to help me understand who i am? fuck if i know
  20. im thinking cooking and poetry...? must be from recent topics i made...
  21. you are sitting there with your date thinking..... (is that fucking waitress hitting on me, imma fuck her in the bathroom when no one's looking)
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