Doom Metal Alchemist

Happy birthday!

200 what?

I like how you were able to post this before I got to the thread, because I was going to remark about the glockenspiel, which I toyed with a little bit in elementary school music class. I could've sworn I remember my music teacher pronouncing it glockenSHpiel, but my memory may be wrong, as it has been a long while.

Poof went *poof*

Zelda 1 Zelda 1 Zelda 1.

Totally me, though not quite this young:

If you don't break the law, cops leave you alone, blah blah....

Where's poof when you need her?

It's no secret that in Cali we have a wildfire problem on a fairly regular basis, and in recent years other parts of the world such as Australia and Brazil have had really devastating wildfires..... I think it's safe to say that most young kids at least LIKE Smokey the Bear, if not love him, but are we really reaching the right audience? In the U.S., how are most wildfires started? Campfires, BBQ's, cigarette butts, fireworks..... and just because, now we have "gender reveal parties...." Are young kids the ones we need to be tailoring this message to? How many young kids find themselves in these kinds of roles out in the woods? I think we need a more "adult" or "older teen" friendly mascot, because I just have a feeling these demographics are far more responsible for wildfires than the demographics that probably Smokey resonates the most with.

I. Fucking. Hate. This. Dream. So. Fucking. Much. I have it way too often. It sounds like though dream-you only reacts mildly embarrassed by the non-silencable alarm.... my-dream-self is always driven to the point of insanity trying to get that goddamn infernal beeping to stop. Like my-dream-self literally jumping up and down stomping on watches trying to smash them to bits, but the alarm still goes.... One time it took a full 6 minutes of it beeping (irl and in my dream) before I woke up. Thought I was gonna go literally insane.

What do you think all those anal probes were?

None. They both suck.

Yeah, really.

At first I thought there was a giant mystery hand choking Jesus.

John McGuirk.

Nature always wins the battles, but man will win the war.

Fuck you, food police. 😝

What she is saying is it might be a good thing you didn't start transitioning early and you are better off for starting in adulthood.

Happy birthday Koji! I love this version of the Zelda theme:

I'm dumb AND a dweeb.

I'm sorry Jesus, but "delivered in 3 days or less, or else it's free" just isn't a great marketing strategy.

What baffles ME is that instead of everyone upvoting one or two posts everyone keeps insisting on asking the same question as everyone else and getting the same response from me each time. What new information do you think you're going to get out of me from asking the same question five other people asked and the same response from me of "It's easy to not know when you don't care and its irrelevant to me." It''s fine if it baffles you but does everyone have to ask the same fucking question like they are the first do do so when a) almost every regular who has posted today has already asked and got a response from me and b) it's not even an important part of the thread?