pneumantion

Buy a jacuzzi.

The J.M Matthews one

Can you feel the energy?

Burning Man 4 U.

Because they locked my thread about controlling the weather when I posted my Lightning Balls. Or else that thread would be more active.

I visited your youtube channel quite frequently. I wish I had a link to it.

What's this? Are you asking ghostrek to join you in your pursuit of legal teenage women? Like a sidekick?

I've only wore one pair of crocs and that was in a mental institution. I gave them to my homeless roomie so he would have some shoes when I left.

What are we talking about again?

Gotta have that bass.

I farted so my day is okay.

Don't go! You're gonna get crabs and lice! I can predict the future.

Pray to Jesus when they start probing your mind. That'll teach em a lesson.

I thought you was gonna say something derogatory about balloons and then I was gonna say that is the first time I have ever heard you say anything bad about balloons. I shoulda known this was a trap.

I love that when you go to Accuweather and zoom into Arkansas, KLIT is the radar site for the Little Rock radar.

That just means they're good for sex.

Do it doggy.

I have a sextape out there somewhere.

Spongebob Squarepants is pretty light.

Good news! It's 2080 now.

Baking soda.

Then flying spaghetti monster comes in and guts the whale and saves both the elephant and the monkey and they become best friends.

NO EGRETS!

He's gonna make you a special flavored snowcone.

I freaked out the first time I heard it, mainly because my last name sounds like koh and some of my friends call me coco. The baking soda thing freaked me out even more because I knew that you could throw baking soda on the road to seed the clouds to make it snow.