discolé monade

making homemade chicken pot pie. damn chicken took forever to cook for such a little bird.

oatmeal is the tits.

rim. shot.

!! happy day of birth !!

alright. settle the fuck down.

ok..ok...look at it like this...the right side is smooth caramel flowed onto crispy cookie and bathed in chocolate, while the left twix is crunchy cookies cascaded with soft caramel and cloaked in milk chocolate.

apparently...the end at the T is the left...and the end at the x is the right. right? am i doing this right? and is 1 twix a serving size, or is both the serving size?

absolutely catchin' a vibe.

i'm...not entirely sure how to feel about this. *adjusts*

high paw.

this is kakame. i rescued her across the road, in a tree, at maybe 4 weeks. she is a fluffy butt, that has the cutest chirpy meow..... but make no mistake, she is the deadliest preditor up on the hill. she kills rattle snakes, ffs. she would definitately eat my face off if i died.

and 'barbie' got snubbed, while 'ken got the nod. greta gerwig NAILED it.

his ass got clocked by that lot lizard. she knows exactly who he is. she dyed her hair red because of him.

i think you might have a good time here. be sure to check out the challenges. ; ] and saddy was a hard hit. she and i were just talking about music the week prior to her passing. she got ANOTHER ban AFTER she was gone from facebook. she would have been so proud. XD

that motherfucker

shave and a haircut...

hot turkey with melted monteray jack sandwich with mustard. chips, and a coca-cola.

i'd check again, one can never be too sure.

ok, now you're just talking nonsense. everyone knows vodka and sambuka pair so much better.

i have a question: does barry manilow know you raid his wardrobe?

eating both a pink and white good n plenty, is the perfect ratio of BLACK LICORICE to mouth space.