discolé monade

my mum wouldn't use the lord's name (catholic and all that jazz) instead...cheese and crackers or jeez and rice. >

i actually is very moist. that had a cup of butter. don't believe the hater.

that and 'oh for fig's sake' and 'are you figgin' kiddin' me?'

no, it doesn't have that taste. i think that is made from dry figs tbh. these are fresh figs, from the tree out back.

parched

i make an awesome strawberry and fig jam.

i have yet to make a lemon curd. and i love lemon anything.

enthusiasm

this one is with brown sugar. i know there's one out there with condensed milk.

the hot water with cocoa? i make a pretty good chocolate cake. i'm not impressed with my icing, but it's all good none the less. i made a cake that had...wth is that called...ginache. i made a dark chocolate. it was a bit too much. chocolate on chocolate. i think next time i do that, i'll do a white or yellow cake with that.

> next time, i think i'll try Still Me[/member] 's suggestion. and do both the caramel and butter cream. gawd that will be so sweet. literally.

it's not dry. but whatever. it was just a picture. of a cake. that's all. but...here you are. thirsty as usual.

it was for mr. disco. he likes it like that. all thick and what not. the icing too. personally, i don't like as much icing, but, when i make chocolate cake, i do that. so it's like a 4 layer cake. >

yeah. she likes to do that. thinks it makes her all edgy and what not. but i assure you. my cakes are delicious and wonderful. >

alright, no need to be salty. it's just a picture of cake. delicious cake. i'm sure if your kid can read, she can make it too.

heel

i had some knucklehead drop an overhead projection screen on my foot several years ago. i didn't go to medic. and didn't think anything about it. fast forward to 2 years ago, dr says, 'and it looks like you had a broken foot that didn't heal properly.

i'm sure any body can. but not every body has mammie's cake and icing recipe. and not going for fancy.

congress

homemade white cake with caramel icing.

no. you won't. > your fiction is funny.

lather

> > your fiction is funny

some of us have those moms. some of us have been at our moms death beds. and those mom's sided with the piece of shit basterds they called lovers/boyfriend/husbands. it happens. it ....just happens. all you can do at this point, is either love her and let her know this. and hopefully she will know this.

in my best paris hilton voice 'that's hot. > >