discolé monade

well...look at you all being all domesticated and stuff.

nope. it looks like it. did you prep everything? or did you buy pre~corned?

yes please.

oh you should. i mean, if you like seeing interesting people be interesting.

you've only not been on for like a day. i mean, what could possibly be new? mike pence phuqed up savannah. i decided to work on 4 flowers at a time. people came here and posted. other people responded.

no. not at all. but, david letterman's show is pretty damn good though.

it's all good. i made a brown betty today, instead. idle hands and all that jazz.

i use the souls of my enemies. they do all the touchy feely shit.

yes?

mustard. but now i want to find that stuff sawdy just mentioned. also. i make the best potato salad. j/s

hahaha. no. you're such a dork.

he's in savannah.

stranger things.

*sigh*

picture day called on account of rain. thank gawd. because i am too damn lazy. i was just going to get the leaf blower, thinking the whole time, 'i do not feel like doing this' thank's obama.

omg! that looks amazing! although, i fear baby carrots (irrational fear, i know)

getting what done, exactly? i mean...you're not an engineer. you're not the one investigating are you? so...what are you getting done? cleanup?

it's actually the perfect time. the city is taking the county to court. pretty sure it's something to do with misappropriated funds? no one can get the full story, because there hasn't been any open meetings in years. or, if they're are. the paper announces meetings that already happened, or not at all. it's a shit show.

-__- i. hate. my. picture. being. taken. ugh. but, the spousal unit is running for county commissioner, and he needs a family pic. for his page. *sigh* i will make a big deal out of this. even though it really isn't. everybody will look good. and i'll look like a hufflelump. the plus side, i have to do my hair and put on makeup.

head up, shoulders back. always walk into a room like you own that bitch. be kind but not a push over. when you get a compliment. say thank you, but be thinking 'oh...i know'

yes please.

pfft ms. frowny~face. he loves you SO much...he's willing to let you burn, so that you can be bacon~ that he loves so much.

for the love of buddah, please yell out loud "THIS IS NOT THE 2~PLY I KNOW MY TAXES $$ ARE SUPPOSED TO BUY!!!!' *edit ~ if there is none. now it's not even funny

hahaha... you got to have a 'fun with bureaucracy' day.

wait. are you still at the dmv?