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discolé monade

discolemonade
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  1. sort of...but, we all know he can't actually afford that. but i fixed it for you.
  2. your fiction is funny. you don't live in a house. mine was built in the 50's. and will be doing additions next year. it's solid. and .... it's a house.
  3. secret. strong enough for a man....but made for a woman.
  4. the adult learning annex is fun.
  5. riveting.
  6. snuglife beat yo' ass. >
  7. fc in Hz = 159155 / τ in µs τ in µs = 159155 / fc in Hz
  8. but.... pepperidge farms remembers.
  9. yeah, right. you know he'll be frantically sitting there trying to log in. getting cheeto dust all over the keyboards. then sadly. sobs into his hands, getting said cheeto dust on his face. he tries to clean his face with his stained (what was once) white tank, only to rip the left shoulder seam. it will be exactly 2.4 hours from that moment, that he will get his 'big book of badness' (that's what is inscribed on the bent and rolled composition marble cover) and diligently go back to all the screen shots of all the threads he made. and write down all the, (what he believes to be) the whitty comebacks, and snips he should have used before said banning. knowing, in the back of his mind, that he is doing nothing more than projecting his self loathing and hatred upon those that he feels unjustifiably, caused him great discomfort and grief, when all, (he knows in his heart of hearts) he was trying to do, was find a friend. i mean...that's just one scenario.
  10. thesamereasonpeopledontusespacesorpunctuationjustbecausetheycanjustbecausetheycan
  11. honestly. the anxiety/ptsd is why i got into crochet. not saying that's your gig. i also like needlepoint, and sewing. it's calming. (i have my oil pastels/charcoal/inks/pencils, but it's been a while because of the back log of orders.) and then the finished product is somehow satisfying.
  12. well..i shave. i don't do the ole' landing strip. but it's nice and tidy. the back side is more of a chore, bent over, water trying to shave downwards, but not to close too the ole' honey pot. and then, the after trim to get all the stragglers. waxing would be so much easier. but there's only so much pain a woman can take in the name of 'beauty'
  13. please PLEASE!!!! LET THIS BE MY PERMANENT COLOR!! on the [as] boards, i had requested right before they closed shop. PLEASE!! this is really my most favorite shade of green. OOOH PLEASE!!! i'll do anything! i'll make you something. PLEASE!!! thank you for your time with the matter. sincerely disco.
  14. ...and so it begins. all it takes is that one time.
  15. there are a few cultures that do very similar things. i was telling firefly on the old boards about a tribe that 'fattens' the brides to be up, in a hut for months. and to keep the skin smooth and muscular looking, they basically knead it, with items similar to rolling pins, and even coke bottles. the idea that shaving all hair off in our society though is purely sexist marketing.
  16. no..it doesn't. and, hope you aren't in too much pain.
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