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discolé monade

discolemonade
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  1. what is the average cruising airspeed velocity of an unladen european swallow?
  2. there was a time when i could deadlift 150 (maybe it was 145) i could fireman carry 160lbs. although, this one time i did manage to carry my gysgt and he was 180lbs. as far as dumbells. 45lbs each for 4 / 10 reps.
  3. pretty much. i'm not doing his. i am actually thinking of names for sandwiches. and some of the users here have some good names.
  4. i will not concede to the gentleman. *lifts boy* victory is mine!
  5. the trigun flats ~ roasted tomato, spinach, feta, mozzeralla on a naan flat bread.
  6. oh no. i'm reported. what shall i ever do?
  7. do eet.
  8. dang gurl. no breaks for a board sista'?
  9. i got a guy that's going to look at it. but if he hands it back with all red marks through it, it's yours for the writing.
  10. business. i'm almost done with the notes. indecent. do you think if i do a stip~tease while reading it, i have a shot?
  11. a 4 year old child. multiple times if necessary.
  12. honestly, i wouldn't trust you to write the alphabet. but here's a lolli, for playing.
  13. fine. brownies. now, chop chop!
  14. i'll give you candy. please and thank you. -______-
  15. ah yes....the [asmb], where men were men... and the sheep ran scared. memories. good times. rick rolled *inb4 sponges*
  16. no..you dork, you mentioned 'ham' so...you get ALL the hams...AND kill people, slowly, by choking out their arteries.
  17. you will learn the ways of the boards young grasshoppa'
  18. ummmm Hey all, I'm DarkChi's boyfriend
  19. now now, skeeter, he ain't hurtin' no one.
  20. FRESH MEAT YA'LL FRESSSSHHHHH MEAT!!!!!!!!
  21. the 'be still~me' heart ~ pastrami, corned beef, bacon jowl, shredded pork, swiss, cheddar, monterey, with a spicy mayo grilled. (this one will be under the *5 napkin menu*)
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