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OMG how did you write that? like everything else in this country..... FRAUD

lol having your own post and video explained..... nice.

signs up for 5ks, stands at the starting line, then, heads over the pub for a couple pints, then makes his was to the finish line. he comes in a respectable 182 out of 500.

yes

likes to wear a big bird costume as pajamas.

should have asked about their arbor day policy. j/s

prepares elaborate veggie trays for his cat. the cat has escaped 3 times.

Tourist submarine sinks off Egypt’s coast, leaving 6 dead, officials say, while 38 are rescued the sea doesn't want people down there.

it was....longer? and the highlight is usually a light grey, not blue...but it's ok, it may just be on my end? it's back to normal now.

tells people he was a roadie for john denver

tells people his grand dad was the original mr. peanut mascot.

tells people he's mikey from those commercials, and that he survived a stomach rupture caused by pop rocks and pepsi.

runs a rat race out a basement in the red light district. literal rats...little lego jockeys and everything.

will sometimes wear fishnets and spiked heels, just so he can tap dance on graves of his enemies...in style.

she's saying that all that cock and not one of them has the balls to do the right thing...so they'll have someone else be the whipping boy. military bullshit big boy wanna be's. weren't they both national guard?

oh..i know. and it does for me, now. but i know how to scroll on by.

so why does the font change? current font is tahoma... not the default and the blue highlight is back

makes his family secret cole slaw-it uses kale

why does this have to hurt my eyes so? cruel world... ***don't you dare remove the flashing! i'm ok..... i mean the whole thing is horrifyingly horrible, so really fantastic...put the flash back on.... ties the whole meme together.

that part.

for what? and how did the interview go? did you ask them their policy on arbor day as a holiday? and did you wear a tux?

makes peanut butter and jelly sandwhiches...but skips the peanut butter.

HOO BOY!