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boo. and hiss.

man... you're the worst.

a guy and his girlfriend go to an urologist. the guy says to the dr. 'my girlfriend wants me to have a bigger dick, so what can you do for me?' the urologist says 'we have many options; this one is 4 inches, this one is 6 inches and we have this new experimental one that is a baby elephant nose. it's 18 inches and prehensile. the guy says aboslutely not, but the girlfriend says 'hell yeah!'. so the guy gets the surgery and everything goes fine. several months later, he's eating dinner at his girlfriend's house and the whole famly is sitting at the table. as a plate of potatoes is passed by him, the mother sees something snake out quickly and grab a potato and go back under the table. the mother asks 'what was that and can you do it again?' he smiles, and says, 'i'm pretty sure i can do it, but i don't know if i can fit another potato in my ass.

not with...but FOR, don't...use...a METAL FUCKING COFFEE CUP. damn thing bounced off the shelf, hit the freezer, bounced and juggled until finally connecting with the floor, and pinging a good 3-5 times.

yeah. gross. the thing about tampons is, although super convenient, ( i was a jock, diver, swim team, etc), i only used them for those particular situations. i used to use o.b. back in the day, but that doesn't work so well out in the field. so...pads. just ....more sanitary.

what jumbo size tampons do women wear during their entire cycle? seriously...do you have a link? because that is gross af. or you are misinformed.

not really.

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i think your makeup is perfect. *for that other thread. @garbagepailcat

do you have a tank that is form fitting? because that might look nice under a cardigan. think about what you would wear day to day. what would be comfortable. i would invest in long skirts/slacks that are not constricting. eyeliner~i have to check your pic in the 'pic thread' hold please.

i have choked on those too and lemon heads. boston baked beans (the candy) i am REALLY surprised that i have survived as long as i have.

ah yes. i too have tangled with the licorice beastie. i also realized that these candies can get stale. too hard to try and swallow, that is IF you can chew it. *not that as a kid, i wasn't gong to give it my all* i check every damn exp. date. and i also noticed that if a date is with 4 months of purchase, they are borderline stale. best to get anything 6 months or more. fresh and soft.

i hate, that you made me do this.

maybe.

corn kills

i went ahead and watched this. and i agree with queenofthedorks. the pacing was all off. as well as cau. ellen page was not even bringing it. and that ending. ugh. that was the terrible. the rest of the story itself, was not terrible.

i think i made it through 1 season. and honestly, i was wondering if i should just push through it. see if it comes around 'full circle'. eh. and you and mewn...man, ya'll know a LOT more about the actors than i do.

i haven't been in the mood to be in the house to bake anything. been working on making chocolate chip cookies for 3 weeks now. fml

bwahahahhaa DIDN't go through with..... fml

take it to myspace.

you're not wrong.