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discolé monade

discolemonade
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  1. getting snacks and i'll hit it running .
  2. i wanted to point out. that finger move that trump uses when he shakes hands, is supposed to be a dominated handshake. the forefinger extended on the wrist. and then trying to crush the hand of the other. i noticed that his grasp is such a pussy move. my parental unit 'taught' me that. because you know. women need to have the dominate handshake *(insert eyeroll)
  3. comes up with all the clever stores, and names for the pest control on bob's burgers opener.
  4. dead, or lost to what ever privateer he was sold to.
  5. stands on the corner, and yells 'EXTRA EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT' but doesn't say what 'it' is.
  6. https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2015/aug/03/facebook-posts/did-george-w-bush-borrow-social-security-fund-war-/
  7. they said it couldn't be done...but he actually was able to stretch armstrong's arms off in one stretch.
  8. yeah. this is a pretty decent season. bête noir. i have a new fav. song.
  9. wears blond wigs while traveling by air.
  10. starting now. rashida jones and chris o'dowd. i like both of them.
  11. when he says 'donkey farm', he's speaking of course to his favorite after hours entertainment in the red light district of tiajuana.
  12. I bought a Cybertruck for my business. After receiving threats, I paid over $400 to teach my staff self-defense. I'm the owner of Voss Insurance Group, an agency that helps people navigate retirement and transition to Medicare. We don't work for the federal government but we facilitate enrolling people in prescription drug coverage, Medicare supplements, and Medicare Advantage.
  13. Israeli strike leaves Gaza City’s last fully functioning hospital out of service as offensive escalates
  14. goes around asking 'did you touch my ass?'
  15. has naked badmintion tournies in his back yard, several times a year. he also is the local bondsman's favorite customer.
  16. has continuely applied for secretary of the robert stack fan club. he keeps submitting his glamour shot pics, but no bites yet.
  17. so, you're not coming to georgia to fix my house, i see.
  18. anybody gotten into it yet? i usually binge the entire season. it looks...interesting.
  19. sure is, mar-a-lago gets sucked into a sinkhole while the entire family attends the 345 golf tourny that year.
  20. shakes his fists angrily at the grass and yells 'stop growing on my yard'
  21. doesn't know that brand has been arrested for...bad bad things.
  22. i wonder how inspired the krassensteins were in getting voters out there? all the virtual signaling is gross.
  23. eats green beans with his toes.
  24. doesn't realize that i don't really know anything about the wrestling world, other than he did smell what the rock was cooking, while seeing john cena in the corner really giving it to one of those twins.
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