discolé monade

likes to slice cakes off center and chunky.

but seriously. sunny side down. da.fuq?

the trick with the "right amount of oil" under, over, backwards and fwd is this. a dab is fine. it's the heat. keep the heat the same...obviously...but remove the pan. that way the oil/butter doesn't burn, but the egg still cooks. instead of poking leave it until off the heat...then you can nudge the edges.

uses interpretive dance to debate the really hot topics.

that's what i know. do you have any idea how tedious it is to explain to the ihop waitress at 0200 HOW to cook it, and go into if the snot thing is there it's going back and no tip. fucking obnoxious drunks. UGH. and i LOVED frying up diced potato with a little bit of onion. and the toast. rye bread. perfect yoke dunking bread. i miss the yolk.

OH and the only way i could/would eat them is over medium. i swear to mohammad, if that little white snot thing was visible the eggs went back.

gotcha' ok now, i USED to be able to eat eaggs, until the last pregnancy. that's my assumption but after trying them a few times i found that store bought eggs make me nauseated and pukey i haven't dared tried the eggs from my neighbor, he keeps giving them to me, but he keeps giving me eggs that have sat for a minute, so i usually toss them at my neighbors fence. how do you check your eggs? well, grab a container that will allow the egg to rise (if bad) put warm water (this will help with another step) add egg: if it lays down it's very fresh. if it starts to stand on end it's time to get to using. if it floats, throw away, or use for ICE vehicles. since the egg is in water, you can additionally clean the egg. don't trust the producer/grocery to clean your stuff. personally, with you being in the country, go find you a country girl that sells eggs.

ok

or we can just call ourselves 'purists' and be done with it.

insists on performing all harmonies for 3 rounds of 'row row row your boat'. it's a very confusing interpretation.

during his stint as lead singer for 'burnt juice', he made a fatal error by replacing the bands 'a' side track " your vape on my nape' with 'ava maria', during their first and last run at lolapalooza.

i made brunch. eggs (for the kids) i can't eat them anymore cheesy grits with green onion sausage and bacon pancakes fried potatoes and onion.

no....reverse cowgirl thread is 4 down posts down.

in one of his more aggressive forms of territory marking, our fanciful friend takes his cues from the magnificent rifle bird, as seen here:

it's sunny side up over easy over medium over hard fried. you uncouth turnip.

lol. non engagement clause i dont' recall that one. i do remember the NEC for pacterd a couple years ago. and then the NEC for nabs... there was the time we thought about an NEC for fuggs...but she managed to snatch that point away from 'us'.

lazy people. purposely, physically and mentally lazy people, just really ....how do i say?... really fucking piss me off.

fair enough. but, full disclosure; he's always pissed me off.

that's a good one. another series i found to be a very fun ride was 'soul mates'.

speaking of oatmeal. our friend here, counts out exactly 46878 oats for a bowl of porridge.

oatmeal and toast.

yes. dafuq you engaging 4?

PLEASE! NO FLOWERS!

THEY ENJOYED FLY FISHING AND DANCE HALLS. am i doing this right?

neither do...for the last few YEARS. gahd.