discolé monade

has been practicing non stop for days, to become the next gallagher, insisting adding his own flare by using vidella onions.

so, when the name list forms 'patterns' i giggle. this morning, it's xmas

crowded bathroom. waiting for stall. open door, and the odor of a thousand tainted taints come oozing through the mist. i come prepared, with 'poop spray' always and forever. if i know i'm out shopping for a bit, there's always 'i have to be bitch' in me, that always has to pee. woman are of the funkiest, nastiest animals on the planet. some women's bathroom, are war zones.

currently profiting from a line of cement shoes he crafted a few years back.

whelp.... Italy’s famous ‘Lovers’ Arch’ collapses on Valentine’s Day these boards may have something to do with the timeline jump after all.

is bringing back polyester leisure suits and butterfly collars.

is currently planning a grand quest to become a 'johnny appleseed' fan boi, except with asparagus.

for you know who. *blush*

will neither confirm nor deny that he apprenticed under bansky.

^that pesky rule #34

loves telling everyone he has bette davis eyes. in sing-song.

yes

white cheddar cheez-its and ginger snap. had a meeting tonight,

claims to picnic with sasquatch the 1st wednesday of every month.

he's feeling cute, might enter the big python hunt in FL this year.

doesn't know exactly what shoreline they come from, but absolutely LOVES rocky mountain oysters.

will not stop thanking me for a fabulous night of tRHoNJ,

is plannng the biggest con of all time: he plans on replacing all tables, ladders and chairs at WWE's the next TLC match, with paper mache replicas.

when shopping at walmart, our hero dresses as a matador. he claims it commands respect.