discolé monade

is currently training to be the next UMich mascot.

LOL oh...i KNOW how too.

is currently trying to sue hunt's for false advertising, claiming that he's yet to eat any man, in their so called manwich brand sauce.

happy day of birth!!!

got some rare things on sale, stranger. >_> i'll show myself out.

night, mostly. i haven't had a morning shower in i don't know how long.

(i probably did. i always had a hanna-barbera box) buys and prepares a stouffers frozen mac n cheese, just to throw it out the front door and yell at it "I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT MAC AND CHEESE IS!' and proceeds to make mac n cheese from scratch.

doesn't have to explain himself; but he sleeps with his feet outside the blanket so they can breathe, otherwise, they would suffocate. he's not taking questions.

fantastic show-CSE and i really love dandadan. i was surprised, but here we are.

keeps thrusting different times for 7 minute frosting on everyone, because he's REALLY trying to figure out exactly HOW LONG it takes to make, 7 nminute frosting.

wut?

forgot the update. boo-boo is living her best life. the GF of acquaintance's son, is caring and loving her all day at home. and i'm ok with all of that.

i'd pay money to see him.

little did he know, i quit, via text, this morning.

speaks only in ubbi dubbi on tues and thurs. mon and wed. it's pig latin.

i still have my tumbler, only had to replace the top. i've dropped that thing so many times...and it keeps on keepin' on. i may have my ashes put in it...maybe..

has been a writer for SNL for 7 years-and has been testing material here for 3 :0

getting....pussy?

you never go ass to mouth. not even once, not even ever

lmao. no...i didn't sleep with your wife...we just fucked around.

oh hold TF on... no...nopedy nope nope.

ha ha. i love him more. i got mine up 1st.

because I THOUGHT this should be current events.... >_> any way ...... molarbear molarbear, he's our guy. happy day of birth!!!

^ OH SNAP!