discolé monade

decorates for arbor day once a month.

oh god yes.

doing artsy fartsy stuff wuth coffee grounds

don't i know it. the year i start to watch. you notice i don't come in here, UNLESS IT'S TO DUMP ON MY OWN TEAM yeah.... go giants...*sigh* go blue......

is the president of the ranger rick fan club in his region.

well, i'm with you on that...but it's not irrational. and i'm sure not with you, either.

spiders and clowns...not terribly scared of clowns, just how offputting they look. spiders, i could't go near any spider. i'd freeze. but thanks to the joro ....and my new found love for interprertive dance, i'm ok with MOST spiders. (the ones with fangs that are TOO small to pearce? pierce? skin)

i've already bragged enough...and not even completed. but i SHOULD have been working on emily and victor today. all week i have. i may still...later, inside, because it's supposed to rain... TBT hai, tho'

now i wish i kept that glue strip with the 20 or so flies on it. wrote a song for crash test dummies...managed to make it to the charts. and all he did was record himself eating ramen with a steak knife.

FUCK MS. MANNERS. there...i said it.

claims to have invented fluffer nutters.

OMG my step monster would stab me with a fork if an elbow grazed the table. and don't forget the stupid napkin on the lap.

will absolutely only eat the LEFT twix.

i've been old since 1979

i constantly question authority i cuss like a marine i smoke weed until i'm straight i don't drive with 10 and 2. sometimes i just drive with my knees i'll go in and out as many damn times as i please, AND i might just leave the damn door open ( i won't...but that's not the point) i'll turn that thermostat to hades in the winter if i'm cold enough...and the summer...well...let's just say hell may just get icey yet. i let my animals on the bed. i pee with the door open i wash my clothes varying times during the week and i clean the house at a reasonable hour any day i feel like. not saturday morning at 0600.

rufus looking at the butterflies ...said butterflies with dead pumpkin patch in background. i didn't know i was suppposed to jack off the flowers

THE SKY IS FALLING!

sells boot leg bud light products from his trunk at all kid rock shows.

has his own line of men's floral and decorative fanny pacs. but they're manly flowers and decorations. >_>

decided that he will egg and t.p. his own house this year; as a way to establish dominance over the HOA.

claims to have memorized pi.

making the signs. exactly what i'm supposed to be doing... but nOooOOOOOOO.

enjoys fava beans and a nice chianti with every meal.

changed his name back because nintendo is pulling some copyright bullshit.

futurama i thought family guy was on there at one time. i think there were a couple animes? and i may be wrong, but i thought a couple of the live action silly shit? and i want to say some tim and eric shit. but netflix is still pretty good with the anime (IMO and for what i watch) amazon has crunchroll access...but i was handed off a secret code for free stuff. ...... and now i've said too much.