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Pretty sure they'll have updated their background checks by then anyway.

Poof is not allowed to be sick! I ban sick. Go away sick, leave Poof alone. But seriously, yes, take care of yourself. Now is definitely not the time to get vaping damage for random 'ronas to latch on to.

...WHY ARE THERE KITTENS ON THE TOILET PAPER? AND they look sad. Toilet paper made from sad kittens. Sad fluffy white kittens that can never look away and will never be clean again.

If it helps even in the tiniest, if we are all lucky he'll collapse in mid-ramble on a live briefing. That might be the only thing that could happen that would wake up his idiot level base though which might mean their particular brand of stupid would live on for another generation. I haven't gotten that yet but I'm sure it's on the way. ND loves it's 'republican first' propaganda. -.-; If you are going to take credit for the things that are being done to try slowing this crap down, then take credit for being the dinks who didn't want to do anything until forced by raising death numbers.

With the exceptions of the shelter in place and wife thing, same here dude. -.-;

I could all but guarantee that the turtle has been exposed at least once at this point if not more. The ever so smarter-than-anyone 'doctor' Rand did go on a round of visits and even worked out in the private gym used by all the slugs on the hill while waiting for his test to come back because he didn't believe he could possibly be sick and didn't feel like isolating for the safety of others was necessary. He probably had a nice close and personal chat with any number of people, most of them being in his party.

Here's the thing. The only one saying he doesn't have it is really himself. Everyone else is willing to roll with it because they are basically chained to the story that this is still a nothing thing - nothing to see, people are over-reacting, every response has been beautiful and perfect - because otherwise someone will have to change the big diapers after the blow out. Unlike how screaming about a birth certificate for 8 years was completely acceptable, no one seems to be demanding to see his test results from a test that he supposedly took a day after he was saying he didn't have to. Based on his mostly sedentary behaviors and obesity, he likely wouldn't notice a decrease in lung capacity. He's known to take large amounts of cold / flu caps so that could tamper down coughing issues. And I doubt he actually stops to taste his Big Macs so the loss of taste and smell wouldn't be an early warning at all. The first inkling anyone outside of the inner circlejerk will have of actual issues will probably be when he doesn't show up for daily briefing because he's 'very busy working on economy issues' .

Still employed. But almost a full dozen in my store are not as of today. I feel nauseous.

So much want this.

No, I just MS Painted that up after reading your quote.

Found out that the branch of the bank I go to is 'temporarily closed' during the crisis. There was an e-mail basically saying use another branch that has better distancing available. This wouldn't be so bad if I didn't go by it today and see a dumpster absolutely busting with what looks like every piece of furniture that was in the public lobby area. Here's a thought - if you have had a confirmed exposure, say something. We all already know that the numbers are starting to go up around here.

Three stupid words - 'homemade face masks' . -.-; Everyone seems to think they can make their own because they saw a picture on the internets [ not including those semi-hilarious bra ones...those are entertaining as hell ] . And I would trust none of these people with anything sharper than a butter knife. A plastic one. Note, I don't work at a Joann's either. I do work at a craft store though and it's literally the same thing right now. -.-;

First electronic game evah was Pong for Atari way back in the 70's played at a neighbor's house. First NES game was the Super Mario / Duck Hunt combo cartridge played at a neighbor's house. First game owned was a tie because I got them at the same time as I got the GameBoy Original - The Legend of Zelda : Link's Awakening and Super Mario Land.

POWER WEIGHTS FOR BASEMENT DWELLERS!

He doesn't know how to use tp. He scoots on things.

I've kept small baby kittens and bunnies in my cleavage to warm them. Not me but close enough. Bitchcakes really was about that size when I got her and she was fighting a respiratory sickness. She needed warmths.

Revolutionary Witchcraft - Sarah Lyons Under the Moon : A Catwoman Tale - Lauren Myracle Psychic Self-Improvement for the Millions - William Wolff 64 to go... If quarantine happens...how many of us would end up burning through our entire year's reading goal at this point? *raises hand

Damnit, this reminds me that I really need some new pjs. Mine are getting worn out from all the lazy. Also, cookies.

For those of you who might be currently sans job due to your place of employment being on a forced shut-down, a potential suggestion. Grocery stores are allowed to stay open during this. They are super stretched for employees right now. They can't keep up with the demands to keep the shelves stocked even if the stuff is waiting in their back warehouse and they can't keep up with the expected sanitation needs. In other words, they are hiring. They need people during this particular problem and won't once the problem has come back under control. So, consider checking out your local grocery stores to see if they are hiring part-timers with the expected flexibility that if your old place re-opens, you can go there without any sort of two week notice. It might not be the paycheck you had before but at least it would still be a regular paycheck.

Since there was a question about the possibility of some sort of game for people to do while awaiting their fates, two threads are now activated for people to destroy in their creative boredom. I put one in DF because this could get ugly. >.<

...because boredom is a helluva drug and most of us are way too high on it right now. Here is Henry Rollins. All his sharpie tattoos have been abducted by aliens or something. Your mission, should you chose to accept it, is to give this guy some ink-time fun. Please note, I know what kind of weirdos populate this place so there is a twin thread of this in DF for your dark side to destroy. So try to keep this one 'search appropriate' . Discuss!...

<.< >.> I just had a horrible idea...

For the most part, I think anyone in NY, CA, and IL are supposed to stay home unless they work some place essential. No one here has reported that they personally have the virus yet so the state-wide lockdowns are currently close enough to real time quarantine. I'm fine with this 'pseudo' quarantine at the state levels. I'd rather all the users here be healthy but bored because they are stuck at home than actually sick in a mandatory quarantine. Yes, even the stupid users. They know who they are.

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