katt_goddess

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Heh, boredom can be a helluva drug. And spitting in a vial is right up the laziest alleys for entertainment. I have steered clear of doing that for the same reason that sponge mentioned. I don't need some weird corporation claiming ownership of my mutated DNA when I'm the one that paid for the test in the first place.

Toonami time. Duh. *goes back to watching cartoons...

Mine is being a large order of bitchcake lately too. I've been blaming the changing weather [ the snow is slowly melting but the plastic is still on the living room windows because we always have one last winter blast and it hasn't happened yet - she wants in on that window ledge action me-NOW ] and the changes in my schedule. I'm getting home before she's able to completely fur the hell out of all the pillows and it's throwing her off.

Sort of ditto. I shaved my legs out of boredom. Somewhere moving sluggishly through the bowels of the local sewer system is a hair clog that would fight both sasquatch and Kenny G without breaking a sweat.

*bans you for not sharing

Or they might turn into hippies. 😮 Hippy 'ronas squatting in your lungs with their hippy 'rona BO that they will claim totally smells like patchouli but doesn't. Also, Cheeto cravings.

That's kind of where I was going with that. I also thought about 'better than a Pope's hat' but I don't think any one has used that phrase in forever.

Step up from leaves?

Pretty sure they'll have updated their background checks by then anyway.

Poof is not allowed to be sick! I ban sick. Go away sick, leave Poof alone. But seriously, yes, take care of yourself. Now is definitely not the time to get vaping damage for random 'ronas to latch on to.

...WHY ARE THERE KITTENS ON THE TOILET PAPER? AND they look sad. Toilet paper made from sad kittens. Sad fluffy white kittens that can never look away and will never be clean again.

If it helps even in the tiniest, if we are all lucky he'll collapse in mid-ramble on a live briefing. That might be the only thing that could happen that would wake up his idiot level base though which might mean their particular brand of stupid would live on for another generation. I haven't gotten that yet but I'm sure it's on the way. ND loves it's 'republican first' propaganda. -.-; If you are going to take credit for the things that are being done to try slowing this crap down, then take credit for being the dinks who didn't want to do anything until forced by raising death numbers.

With the exceptions of the shelter in place and wife thing, same here dude. -.-;

I could all but guarantee that the turtle has been exposed at least once at this point if not more. The ever so smarter-than-anyone 'doctor' Rand did go on a round of visits and even worked out in the private gym used by all the slugs on the hill while waiting for his test to come back because he didn't believe he could possibly be sick and didn't feel like isolating for the safety of others was necessary. He probably had a nice close and personal chat with any number of people, most of them being in his party.

Here's the thing. The only one saying he doesn't have it is really himself. Everyone else is willing to roll with it because they are basically chained to the story that this is still a nothing thing - nothing to see, people are over-reacting, every response has been beautiful and perfect - because otherwise someone will have to change the big diapers after the blow out. Unlike how screaming about a birth certificate for 8 years was completely acceptable, no one seems to be demanding to see his test results from a test that he supposedly took a day after he was saying he didn't have to. Based on his mostly sedentary behaviors and obesity, he likely wouldn't notice a decrease in lung capacity. He's known to take large amounts of cold / flu caps so that could tamper down coughing issues. And I doubt he actually stops to taste his Big Macs so the loss of taste and smell wouldn't be an early warning at all. The first inkling anyone outside of the inner circlejerk will have of actual issues will probably be when he doesn't show up for daily briefing because he's 'very busy working on economy issues' .

Still employed. But almost a full dozen in my store are not as of today. I feel nauseous.

So much want this.

No, I just MS Painted that up after reading your quote.

Found out that the branch of the bank I go to is 'temporarily closed' during the crisis. There was an e-mail basically saying use another branch that has better distancing available. This wouldn't be so bad if I didn't go by it today and see a dumpster absolutely busting with what looks like every piece of furniture that was in the public lobby area. Here's a thought - if you have had a confirmed exposure, say something. We all already know that the numbers are starting to go up around here.

Three stupid words - 'homemade face masks' . -.-; Everyone seems to think they can make their own because they saw a picture on the internets [ not including those semi-hilarious bra ones...those are entertaining as hell ] . And I would trust none of these people with anything sharper than a butter knife. A plastic one. Note, I don't work at a Joann's either. I do work at a craft store though and it's literally the same thing right now. -.-;