katt_goddess

My 8-track player isn't portable. My boombox has detachable speakers that I have hooked up to the portable cassette player in order to play tapes without having to wear headphones or drag the entire boom box to other rooms. It's like Dr. Frankenstein got drunk at a Radio Shack. Also, Cracky's record player is one of those Holly Hobby ones. Calling it now.

I have a portable cassette player. Suck it, losers.

? I went by the announcement on the top of the forum and didn't want him to not get one since he's usually Mr. Birthday over there. Plus, I think he made one for me the day before my actual birthday too [ I'd have to look it up to be sure ]. Summary - shut up scoob.

Thought about just waiting to see if you'd accidentally get in the zone and make one for yourself but then decided to be weird before bedtime. Happy Hatchday, buddy! Couldn't find you a seizure Simpson so I had my mom make you a cake.

You've been plugged in 'charging' since around 2p today. Enough is enough, Hello Kitty mini vacuum. I could have tortured the kitten and been in bed by now.

As promised, when I was originally hatched from an egg found under a rock in the swamp circa late 1800's or so [ my mind races with the damps! ], little did I realize that one day I would be the equivalent of a forum AI with a bedtime. Over the way too many years, I've come to wonder about each and every one of you. Don't ever change. Except your underpants. Seriously. You can buy in bulk. There's at least one of you wearing something that consists of 6 underwear atoms attached to a rubber band at this point and one of those atoms has a skid mark on it. Spank you all for the delightful wishes, I think Marge Simpson is having a stroke in that pic, and always remember follow your dreams, you can reach your goals, I'm living proof. BEEFCAAAKE! BEEFCAAKE!!!

It's today [ the 10th ]. I don't know what's going on with the forum calendar, maybe it's on Saudi Arabian time or something. Also I shouldn't have clicked this with a stuffy nose because a laugh snort with plugged sinuses does NOT smell good. I'll be back tomorrow to write something appropriately weird in here, I'm in need of a nap and Sakura needs to get pulled off the side of the bird cage, again.

It's quite possible that Dexter returning to the schedule is just a run-up for Genndy Tartakovsky's third season of Primal. Primal won't be running in that spot obviously but it wouldn't be the first time something has been in the schedule just to hold the line and something by Genndy that they have on hand would fit that. As for Futurama, they got it back and seemed to forget they had it as far as I'm concerned. It was rarely at a time when people could watch it despite being one of it's oldest programs. It felt like they played the same busted up movies a few times in a row and then everything vanished.

I figure if it holds a charge long enough to clean up the mess around the bird cages and the litter box, I'm set since those are the two main areas that actually need to get hit multiple times a week. Leaving the beast vacuum out by the cage has just turned it into some sort of kitten parkour item to use to reach the cage itself.

I just bought a Hello Kitty cordless vacuum on clearance that I look forward to chasing the kitten with.

The kitten had a couple of rubbery lizard toys specifically made for hunting and playing because they are wiggly rubber. I found half of one in the hallway a couple of weeks ago and figured I'd be finding pieces in the litter box eventually. Nope. I just put my slipper on after getting home from work only to find a very slimy green torso. With my foot. She's hid the damn pieces and is now gifting them to me in the grossest way possible. There's a red lizard that's still missing. -.-; I feel like I'm going to find its slimy ass with my face one morning when she dumps it on the pillow.

Found out where @[classic swim]'s pawn shop is and tell them you have Packard's anal beads for sale. Kitten, the floor is not lava. This game isn't funny. I now have two weird succulents that look like frightened Muppets because you knocked them over and they shot half their bead-leaves into space.

They have to show you what a stamp looks like in case you forgot so they print a pic of one on their mailers but then cross out the forever part so you can't cut the pic out and use it as a real stamp. Dude, one word - croutons. A single bag of cheap croutons will last a week easily with me while a bag of chips is gone in seconds. Handful of dried frickin' bread and stomach is full, no more snackie feelings. A cup of water after that and it's Thanksgiving time because you are a stuffed turkey. I don't know if I want to make coffee or just drink juice or water or what. My need to drink something big is at war with my need to be lazy big.

Pica-babies are the worst. Everything goes in the mouth. Is it food? Nope. Did you eat it anyway? Yep. Is your peach-pit-sized brain smooth as a pea? Absolutely.

Someone might steal it. But now I want to do that. I can already hear the neighbor practically killing himself in a drunken stupor thinking it's real.

Get a little time off to finally just hide and recharge the batteries so naturally I had to break a tooth yesterday. Managed to get in to be seen today but I need a crown so it's just a temp filler in place for now. And now my nose has started running and my throat is scratchy which means at least tomorrow trying to nip that in the bud just in time for getting up at the buttcrack of dawn on Friday to take the farting queen to the vets for her baby boosters. I need a winning lotto ticket so I don't have to be an adult anymore.

Okay, kitten tax time. She was being cute and sleeping cuddle style. Managed one pic and now she's crawled completely under the hooded blanket.

I didn't get a pic and I'm kind of wishing I had tried. But the story anyway - Maintenance finally showed up to fix the kitchen sink only to find out that the garbage disposal [ which hasn't worked the entire time I've lived here and I never paid attention to it anyway ] was the main creature to blame for encouraging the back-ups. So that had to be completely replaced. Sakura is no longer completely shy, she has entered the curious/escape artist stage of kittening. So she had to go and keep peeking around the stove to see what was going on. Then she decided that she also needed to do something to help so she pulled her triple stacker over to the edge of the living room/kitchen where she could watch him. When he would be fighting with the wrench, she would watch him and move the balls back and forth in their levels mimicking him. So cute, weird, and at least she didn't get hit with flying water because I'd never hear the end of that from her. I do feel like Potato Bug would have actually crawled up on the guy and tried to move the wrench herself. Bitchcakes would have hopefully gone under the bed and left everyone alone because her other switch was attack cat. 'sha would have jumped on the counter to observe everything without getting in the way.

Okay, Queen of Farts. You can stop taking off your collar and hiding it any day now or I'm slapping the full-body harness on and watching you flop like a farty fish.

My system adjusts rapidly to most things. Pain meds no longer work for me. It makes surgeries especially bad because if I start coming out of anesthesia, they will not be able to get me back under. The last time, they needed about a large horse's worth to keep me out and I was already coming out of it before I was back in the recovery room. Vaccines may also break down in odd ways. But that's a me thing and I still encourage people to get them because they do still work for 99.9% of the world. First shot almost collapsed a lung. Second shot was aches and fevers. The last booster didn't seem to do much 'boostering' at all, the arm hole basically leaked saline the following day while the arthritis bitched about the shot in general.

That was...something. I ran another name through and apparently someone tried to make a facebook account in my name at one point. I think I know who.

I wear a mask around people if I'm sick/in the 'spreading it around' stage while in crowds. I pack a mask if I'm flying anywhere just in case. I avoid crowds whenever possible because too many people in an area make my brain feel stuffed. I was not able to get the booster for the latest strain because I may have already adjusted to the inert portions of the vaccine causing weird mutations. The last time I got covid, I had super smell for about 5 days before everything went to crap. I could smell everything and humans are disgusting creatures.

Relevant On topic, the kitchen sink is making weird noises and attempting to back up. Since it's not 'officially' flooding the entire place yet, it's not technically an 'emergency'. So now I have a report in for someone to hopefully do something to it on Monday if it doesn't explode tonight, I can't run the dishwasher because that'll just add to the issues, and I have to clean up the kitchen/work table area so that they don't think they've walked into a staging of an episode of 'Hoarders: Buried Alive'. * *Fall cleaning in progress always equals all the things moved from a particular area in order to give that area extra attention which means piles of assorted crap in an unrelated area like the kitchen table. The Canadian wildfires were particularly awful this year so there's ash dust to contend with.