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I usually have either Friday or a precious Saturday off but this week I have Thursday off because my back-up has a doctors appointment tomorrow. My system is already telling me 'only one more day left of this week!' when it's really two more working days left.

The Bubble Wrap Clan did something to her in a former life. She does not want it near her toys.

This day is so fake news. Everyone knows that the real holiday is tomorrow: 1/2 off chocolate day. SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! Me vs. an entire trailer park at the CVS candy aisle.

Ok, pic managed. Yes that is a drawing of a kitten to looks really like Sakura lifting Thor's hammer. I got it in 2019.

No pics, it's gotten too dark to try to get a good one anyway [ will try tomorrow if I remember ], but today Sakura graduated from her kitten collar to her adult collar. She's ~7 months old and almost 2 foot long.

Crushing things up and putting it in juice like UwPp mentions will help with quicker absorption if it's pill. If it's liquid, reduce by half and take half immediately after a vomit attack while things are still reloading. Wait 10 minutes and if you haven't vomited again, take the other half. You might still puke but at least you'll have half already absorbed.

$255 for the whole year? I think I spent that at the used bookstore last fall!

And...she broke the tv while I was at work today. Best Buy better have some decent sales going on and none of that 'marked up because football dopes need a new tv every year cha-ching' crap.

Yep, the little shit is in time out in the bathroom. She's flung herself on the cage about 20 times this evening. I finally ended up throwing the journal I was trying to write in at her so hard the cover ripped completely off and she still went for the cage. She's staying in there until the glue is dry enough for me to leave it.

I had a salad and now I hate everything. Bonus, every time I head to the bathroom, the kitten decides to fling herself at the bird cage.

Send them a bill for YOUR time. Include travel time and base it on how they seem to get $50 every 5 minutes. I'm so tired I just want to sleep a week. By the time I do get time off, I won't want to sleep because I'll have too many things to do that I didn't get to before I actually got time off.

Mommy took me to the weird smelling place and left me there. I got very sleepy and when I woke up, I was in the horrible onesie and my belly itched but I can't touch it. Mommy took me home and gave me foods but won't take off the onesie. I must punish her. Whenever she makes eye contact with me, I will scoot across the carpet until I get a rug burn on my asshole and then make it her problem. Dictated not read, Sakura the newly spayed dumbass.

Kitten in a onesie time! Spay day is Friday so I am trying to get her to at least function by short trials. Yes, it's tiger print. She be pimping.

It's official. Crapmas is over now. Put your crap away people!

You say that like it's ever stopped you before.

My fault. I blinked. Sakura pulled a Superman and caught the parakeet during his free flight time. Again. Now he's in a week long medical time out in the little cage, she's staring at me from the top of her cat tree like nothing's wrong, and I'm still finding little splatters of blood three hours later.

Titty Bar of the Dead: Mournful Tits. Coming soon to CrunchyRoll.

I treated myself to the last Ho Ho Mint Mocha frape of the season on the way to work.

We have Valencrimes and St. Pat's crap up right now with plans for Easter things to go into flex areas of the store. I only put a stocking up for the beasties this year and it was taken down on Yule. I don't care for this time of year anyway. The only decorations I leave up are the Halloween ones because they go with the rest of my decor. That broom has been hovering near the ceiling for about 23 years now.

When I get my dentures put back in, you are gonna get it, mister! Kidding. I just regrow most of my teeth.

I'm heading to bed right now and if the idiot neighbor has another party where his drunk ass friends stand around in the hallway in the middle of the night being loud and trying to get into my apartment again like they did last week, I'm going to ring in the new year by ringing their bells.

^^^ what I look like when someone mentions pineapple on pizza Can't help it, mushrooms on pizza was such an exotic thing growing up that it was basically forbidden. We'd get pizza maybe once a year because Asshole thought they were a waste of money and we'd get like a generic Tombstone pepperoni to split 6 ways. And yep, my stomach hurts.

I rarely order pizza delivery anymore. It's expensive and lazy. Today, I was too tired to stop at the store on the way home from work and was feeling 'pretend rich' so I decided Papa Johns. An hour later, $40 worth of food shows up. Open the box - instead of a Works there's a plain pepperoni. The chicken looks okay at least. Call the store and find out I'm the third call so far about getting the wrong pizza. They opted to refund the food costs because that was the easiest thing to do and I'm not allergic to pepperoni. I just think it's a cheap pizza topping and was looking forward to mushrooms. Have a slice and then go for the chicken so I at least have a solid protein in my system. It's not BBQ. It's some sort of red honey slime with spices. I'm going to cough blood at some point and all because I wanted a pizza and wings treat.

I can't remember the last time I actually opened one of those up. I don't use them because I pretty much live right out of the suitcase [ don't want to accidently leave anything behind ]. Although part of me is vaguely tempted to open one of those room safes and leave something weird inside just to see what happens.