1938 Packard

So, you don't even know what November is in relation to North Atlantic hurricanes.

You'll get all the evidence you could possibly ask for in November.

Remember when I said that there will be way fewer hurricanes in the North Atlantic this year than last? I'm still saying so. Want evidence? Just wait until November.

Randall still did it best.

Let's see how well the assailant could handle a shot in the face with lye.

Loading up on kava kava right now. I'll be in a dream state in about two hours.

Jitneys are a gamble that you don't get tossed like a beanbag in an accident. No seatbelts.

Thick, heavy bottom with deep and wide ridges... presumably to make grill marks when frying a steak. What do you think? Is it a good substitute for an outdoor grille?

I never stole anything from lost and found. Stuff was given to me from there.

And what is it when I'm the only passenger aboard a Jitney and the money is laying on the floor there?

I still maintain that visual and auditory hallucinations are part of an anomalous process of dreaming while awake.

I picked it up and spent it on coffee and hoagies.

Five big carrots give me 12 ounces of juice. Celery and spinach produce smaller amounts of juice and add flavor and nutrients.

Kidde is recalling 200,000 Co2 fire extinguishers after the discovery that they were accidentally loaded with propane and oxygen. Bill Cosby has been sentenced today to ninety nine days without any Jell-O pudding. Stormy Daniels is suing the Charlie Daniels Band for unauthorized use of her name. The former Trump Plaza hotel in Atlantic City will undergo long delays of its demolition while its current owner goes to court, seeking the eviction of 250 squatters in the ill fated structure.

Another hole in the ozone layer.

A day to celebrate mayo? I don't celebrate mayo, I just put it on sandwiches.

Or a medical bill.

Pick one where the landlord pays for the heat and hot water.

But, they won't legalize removing or defacing government wall posters.

Keep it laying around in a bank for added security. That's what I do. You never know when something big has to be paid off.

If you do that in the Middle East, would that make you an Arafat?

When does it stop being a drug and become a potion?

I've seen worse. I once had a manager tell me I'm not allowed to carry a tool pouch because it didn't "look presentable". He then insisted that I carry my tools and supplies in a clear trash bag.

I still carry a valid swipe card.